Umm, maybe you are being a bit harsh on Bowdoin sports? Yeah, football continues to lose games as it has for, basically, decades now, so hard to blame the current President for that, and now there finally seems to be a legit path to being better, with some nice young talent on the roster. Bowdoin football could easily win 2-3, maybe even 4, games next year, that would shock no one. That would be good progress.
The rest of the fall sports, league records:
Volleyball, 9-1
Field hockey, 7-3
Men's soccer, 4-4-2
women's soccer, 3-6-1
And of course, NESCAC is the best field hockey, men's soccer, and women's soccer league in the country, so even being mediocre in-conference in those sports is actually very tough. I would not call that "pathetic" or an embarrassment. Basically, including football, Bowdoin fall sports were exactly .500 in league play.
Winter it's a bit early to judge, but the men's hoops team is in a transition year with a new coach in all events, and has looked pretty good considering that it's nearly an entirely new team. Women's hoops is off to a 7-0 start and is perpetually a really strong team.
By the way despite a massive investment in and emphasis on athletics Colby fared significantly worse than Bowdoin in fall sports (only football was better and it wasn’t great either). So, winning in Nescac doesn’t come easily!