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#1
Quote from: 5 Words or Less on April 16, 2018, 02:05:37 PM
Belated Congratualtions - NWU National Champions!

https://nwusports.com/news/2018/3/17/national-champions-prairie-wolves-win-programs-1st-mens-basketball-national-title.aspx


Wow!  Good for them.  That means as much to me as the Bangladesh Cricket team's accomplishments.  Now, remind me again how their football team has been doing since joining the IIAC.......
#2
Quote from: 5 Words or Less on April 15, 2018, 04:35:40 PM
All y'all thick!  >:( >:( >:(

Y'all welcomed BenBUTTdontbreak too munths ago and scared 'm 'way

Now Y'ouezz bin welcomin' sum uther teeanage golfer type.  Git out 'n make yersefs uzeful - stoke up the still - I smell a rat 'n I'z need y'all hep snuff 'im  out.  Hooze he churn' fer?

He sezz'n he doan like nobody sew he may'n be uh Luther'un ... thems hemmitts is heavy, givin' a feller headaches and a fowl dispuzishun.  Blue 'uns is bad cuz them horns make'm off ballunce 'n such but the orange 'uns suk worse cuz ya kant breath nun.

He ain no beaver cuz'in his spellin' them multi-slavic werds seemed like all citified 'n all.

He ain no Kohawk fer he laid no mention of speedos 'r rooffin'

He ain no Prairie goat or River Chicken, thems all either scarred away 'er 'Uh-Buhve' postin' sly devil talk on this here kompewter board

He ain no Spartinian cuz doooolittttle wer'n't liftin his leg markin territory with glee upon 'nuthur irishman cumin' ta share a fresh pint

So that leaves one uh them red scurges t' the south ... We doan need mora neither in my dishonest up'nyun. 

If'n heeza Luther'un leave 'um lone - we have wayz uh takin' care our own - specially thems orange devils.  But if he he starts mispunk-u-8-N stuff or starts woopin' crayzee up talk 'bout wooden shoes - then welcomethehullouttathem.

Sincerely yours,
5 IQ or less


Message of the day kids:
"Don't do drugs"

The only Beaver that's good is walkin around in skirts.
I understand the meaning behind Kohawk, but figure it out by yourself and don't "be like" anything.
The Prairie Goats shag-a**ed from a division they never competed in to another division they'll never compete in - great move.
The River Chickens haven't been relevant since St. Raphael's Seminary.
The Spartinians DID in fact get wiped out by the Persians.
The Rowdy Roosters can't figure out what mascot to use.
The Vikings are another team satisfied with mediocrity.
Wooden shoes are for babies and dancin around tulips in a skirt..........
Home of the orange & black, a town with a bar and a restaurant dedicated to formidable beast known to Genghis Khan as "Almas"

I'm a fan of this conference and especially the football programs.  Have a buddy that just joined the Knights staff.
#3
Gentlemen (I use this term loosely) -
I've been a long time follower of the board and love what I'm seeing with these last few 100 posts.  Finally decided that I should include myself in the sarcastic banter that is upon us.  I hope to add some great insight, loving replies and facetiousness that is unmatched.  With that being said, I look forward to my contradictory statements and hatred for you all.