BRACKETOLOGY
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THE TIME HAS COME TODAY, DEGEORGE WILL LEAD THE WAY, OGLETHORPE WILL LAY TO WASTE, CENTRE SHOWS BERRY NO GRACE, 4 OTHER TEAMS WILL PARTICIPATE AS WELL, blah blah ok i dont know where i was going with that ****. Guys, guys... its here, its tourney time, the greatest weekend of them all. i'm sure you, ALL OF YOU, have been waiting with baited breathe for my bracket. I hope not because i'm waiting until the very last second to expose mine. WHo's cinderalla? Chalk, chalk, chalk? Who's hot whos not? Historically a tourney team? All questions you gotta figure out before 1pm est. All answers that cha boi has in my pea brain. Lets break ROUND ONE down!
(8)Berry vs. (1)Centre 1pm EST- The host team could roll out the B squad because that should be #notworried about these viking squad. I'm sure the cage was all foggy from the heat and sweat as they worked on screwing in lightbulbs and pushing a brick from one end of the floor to the other. Greg mason opened synergy, clicked berry, then slammed his laptop shut and cackled before he saw their miserable stats. The 1 seed rolls, berry gets a head start on oglethorpe back ON THAT MIDNIGHT TRAIN TO GEORGIA
Place your Bet: Center -8, o/u 152 (My Pick: Center Wins 82-71)
(5)BSC vs. (4)Rhodes 3pm EST- The Panthers and Petrels are cut from the same cloth of mass basketball confusion. This could be one of the best games of the day, which it should be because both these teams have struggled with inconsistencies. Rhodes is rolling with 4 straight wins as BS college is coming off a road loss to the saps. this series is knotted at 1-1 and the rubbermatch cums when it matters most. Rhodes got the best of the panthers in the ship last year, I see a repeat offense by the lynx, ending the panthers life early, tell the center AD to call peta.
Place your Bet: Rhodes -2, o/u 192.5 (My Pick: Rhodes Wins 103-100)
*Pretzel Break*
(7)Hendrix vs. (2)Sewanee 6pm EST- Last time the warriors were the 7th seed they won the whole daggonit thing, too soon to taalk about it or for hendrix to do it again? Much too soon, the young warriors have a very monta ellis/adonal foyle feel to them, actually its more like a stench. See ya next year conway crew, sewanee is taking hardware and your hearts right out of your chest. Cinderella found her shoe and is sprinting west for an early spring break at he ozarks.
Place your Bet: Sewanee -8, o/u 147 (My Pick: Sewanee Wins 80-66)
(6)Millsaps vs. (3)Oglethorpe 8pm EST- 5 years ago TO THE DAY, a determined tim wise and a spunky lefty from lafayette walked into alumni gym in danville, ky and took down a giant. Today the majors will do the same (substitute giant for fraud) behind a storm of moment and talent not seen in jackson for some time. If ive said it once ive said it a thousand times, oglethorpe implodes and the majors squeeze into cinderellas dress, time is a flat circle.
Place your Bet: Oglethorpe -1, o/u 141 (My Pick: Millsaps Wins 68-64)
MY BRACKET:
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LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THE TIME HAS COME TODAY, DEGEORGE WILL LEAD THE WAY, OGLETHORPE WILL LAY TO WASTE, CENTRE SHOWS BERRY NO GRACE, 4 OTHER TEAMS WILL PARTICIPATE AS WELL, blah blah ok i dont know where i was going with that ****. Guys, guys... its here, its tourney time, the greatest weekend of them all. i'm sure you, ALL OF YOU, have been waiting with baited breathe for my bracket. I hope not because i'm waiting until the very last second to expose mine. WHo's cinderalla? Chalk, chalk, chalk? Who's hot whos not? Historically a tourney team? All questions you gotta figure out before 1pm est. All answers that cha boi has in my pea brain. Lets break ROUND ONE down!
(8)Berry vs. (1)Centre 1pm EST- The host team could roll out the B squad because that should be #notworried about these viking squad. I'm sure the cage was all foggy from the heat and sweat as they worked on screwing in lightbulbs and pushing a brick from one end of the floor to the other. Greg mason opened synergy, clicked berry, then slammed his laptop shut and cackled before he saw their miserable stats. The 1 seed rolls, berry gets a head start on oglethorpe back ON THAT MIDNIGHT TRAIN TO GEORGIA
Place your Bet: Center -8, o/u 152 (My Pick: Center Wins 82-71)
(5)BSC vs. (4)Rhodes 3pm EST- The Panthers and Petrels are cut from the same cloth of mass basketball confusion. This could be one of the best games of the day, which it should be because both these teams have struggled with inconsistencies. Rhodes is rolling with 4 straight wins as BS college is coming off a road loss to the saps. this series is knotted at 1-1 and the rubbermatch cums when it matters most. Rhodes got the best of the panthers in the ship last year, I see a repeat offense by the lynx, ending the panthers life early, tell the center AD to call peta.
Place your Bet: Rhodes -2, o/u 192.5 (My Pick: Rhodes Wins 103-100)
*Pretzel Break*
(7)Hendrix vs. (2)Sewanee 6pm EST- Last time the warriors were the 7th seed they won the whole daggonit thing, too soon to taalk about it or for hendrix to do it again? Much too soon, the young warriors have a very monta ellis/adonal foyle feel to them, actually its more like a stench. See ya next year conway crew, sewanee is taking hardware and your hearts right out of your chest. Cinderella found her shoe and is sprinting west for an early spring break at he ozarks.
Place your Bet: Sewanee -8, o/u 147 (My Pick: Sewanee Wins 80-66)
(6)Millsaps vs. (3)Oglethorpe 8pm EST- 5 years ago TO THE DAY, a determined tim wise and a spunky lefty from lafayette walked into alumni gym in danville, ky and took down a giant. Today the majors will do the same (substitute giant for fraud) behind a storm of moment and talent not seen in jackson for some time. If ive said it once ive said it a thousand times, oglethorpe implodes and the majors squeeze into cinderellas dress, time is a flat circle.
Place your Bet: Oglethorpe -1, o/u 141 (My Pick: Millsaps Wins 68-64)
MY BRACKET:
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