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Re: FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #81135 on: March 17, 2017, 11:25:47 pm »
Paddy has had a little too much to drink celebrating St Patrick's Day but nevertheless he foolishly decides to drive home.
Of course, his car is weaving all over the road and he gets pulled over by a cop.

The cop looks at him and says, "So, where have you been?"

Paddy slurs, "Why, I've been to the pub of course."

"Well," says the cop, "It look's like you've had quite a few to drink this evening."

"I did all right," replies Paddy with a smile.

The cop stands up straight and folds his arms across his chest, as he asks, "Did you know that a few intersections back your wife fell out of your car?"

Paddy says, "Oh, thank heavens! For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
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Re: FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #81136 on: March 18, 2017, 08:22:51 am »
Level 1, anyone...Level 1? Must have been the all clear on the corned beef & cabbage that lessened the intensity in 2017.
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Re: FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #81137 on: March 18, 2017, 09:40:28 am »

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Re: FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #81138 on: March 18, 2017, 11:14:10 am »
Don't Print That

Heard it on good authority last night that SJU will have a 10th game next season.
So there is still a chance of the Home & Home with St. Scholastica on back to back weekends...... ???
As of now they're on DOUBLE SECRET Probation!

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Re: FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #81139 on: March 18, 2017, 08:29:33 pm »
OMG!  It's the MIAC off-season, it's St. Patrick's Day, and aside from a comment on Red Cups this morning, not a single BEER post!  You guys are going soft - ya'll join the WCTU? :o

Or, maybe you share my opinion that green beer is an abomination, and an affront to nature.

Green beer is a disgrace.  Had few pint of Murphy's yesterday and was over served a few Irish whiskeys.  Had some Teeling, Irishman, and little Hell-Cat Maggie.  The head was a wee bit sore this morning. 



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Re: FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #81140 on: March 19, 2017, 06:27:43 pm »
Paddy has had a little too much to drink celebrating St Patrick's Day but nevertheless he foolishly decides to drive home.
Of course, his car is weaving all over the road and he gets pulled over by a cop.

The cop looks at him and says, "So, where have you been?"

Paddy slurs, "Why, I've been to the pub of course."

"Well," says the cop, "It look's like you've had quite a few to drink this evening."

"I did all right," replies Paddy with a smile.

The cop stands up straight and folds his arms across his chest, as he asks, "Did you know that a few intersections back your wife fell out of your car?"

Paddy says, "Oh, thank heavens! For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

Funny, our priest told this one too start his homily this morning!

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Re: FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #81141 on: March 19, 2017, 09:43:31 pm »
Paddy has had a little too much to drink celebrating St Patrick's Day but nevertheless he foolishly decides to drive home.
Of course, his car is weaving all over the road and he gets pulled over by a cop.

The cop looks at him and says, "So, where have you been?"

Paddy slurs, "Why, I've been to the pub of course."

"Well," says the cop, "It look's like you've had quite a few to drink this evening."

"I did all right," replies Paddy with a smile.

The cop stands up straight and folds his arms across his chest, as he asks, "Did you know that a few intersections back your wife fell out of your car?"

Paddy says, "Oh, thank heavens! For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

Funny, our priest told this one too start his homily this morning!

Perhaps he's a lurker on these boards.  :D
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Re: FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #81142 on: March 20, 2017, 02:18:12 am »
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Re: FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #81143 on: March 20, 2017, 08:47:02 am »
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An important parable when making coaching hires (and something teams are finding out trying to hire Saban assistants in DI):

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One day the driver said to him: “Professor Planck, I’ve heard you give the same lecture on quantum mechanics so many times that I now know it by heart. It must be very boring for you, so for tonight why don’t we swap roles? I’ll deliver the lecture and you sit in the audience and wear my chauffeur’s cap.”
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Re: FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #81144 on: March 20, 2017, 11:07:19 am »
Although I had some gigging opportunities on St. Patrick's day I decided to stay at home (not real fond of dragging expensive instruments into a bar with a bunch of drunken patrons), but instead woke up early on Saturday to have a good Irish breakfast at Keegan's; potatoes, tomato, mushrooms, eggs, bangers, rashers, and my favorite black pudding.  Wash that down with some coffee and a pint of Guinness and you're good to go all day.  Played in a session early Sunday and then off to the Dakota to catch the Eileen Ivers Band.  A pretty good St. Patrick's weekend.

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Re: FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #81145 on: March 20, 2017, 03:49:38 pm »
Don't Print That

Heard it on good authority last night that SJU will have a 10th game next season.
So there is still a chance of the Home & Home with St. Scholastica on back to back weekends...... ???

I have no additional info but at the Johnnie Standup last Thursday it was a topic of conversation. During the athletics update a member of the coaching staff said people can stop asking him about as they essentially have a solution in place. Time will tell.
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Re: FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #81146 on: March 20, 2017, 07:01:55 pm »


OMG the refs have screwed the Wildcats AGAIN!!!

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Re: FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #81147 on: March 20, 2017, 10:11:17 pm »


OMG the refs have screwed the Wildcats AGAIN!!!
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Re: FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #81148 on: March 21, 2017, 09:43:40 am »
I have no additional info but at the Johnnie Standup last Thursday it was a topic of conversation. During the athletics update a member of the coaching staff said people can stop asking him about as they essentially have a solution in place. Time will tell.

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Re: FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #81149 on: March 21, 2017, 01:35:12 pm »
I have no additional info but at the Johnnie Standup last Thursday it was a topic of conversation. During the athletics update a member of the coaching staff said people can stop asking him about as they essentially have a solution in place. Time will tell.

I'm on the edge of my seat!

I'd like to see the Jays reschedule an old, local rival. It might be hard to get them on the schedule as neither school has a lot to gain from the game. And St John's might not want to put their winning record against them on the line. But I think the Stearns County community has been clamoring for this for the last 109 years. I guess the only question is Tech or Apollo?

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