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Re: FB: Iowa Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #42105 on: February 06, 2018, 09:53:29 pm »
Welcome to the board benddontbreak.  Love to have more talk on here.

The non-con for the IIAC looks solid.  Will be interesting to see how it plays out. 

Looking at twitter posts from IIAC coaching staffs...all seem excited for their incoming class.  Fun to see the hyperbole this time of year and then what develops in the fall. 
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Re: FB: Iowa Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #42106 on: February 07, 2018, 10:11:54 pm »
Welcome to the board benddontbreak.  Love to have more talk on here...

NO NO NO!!!  ALL WRONG.  Welcoming someone to the board just scares 'em away.  You have to be BOLD and needle this guy ... give him some reason to come back.  You need to say stuff like:
  • "I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal-food-trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.”
  • "Go away or I will taunt you a second time."
  • "You don’t frighten us, English pig dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called “Ben D., Don T. & Bre from AK,” you and all your silly English K-n-i-g-g-i-t-s.."
  • The knights who say “Ni” demand a sacrifice! ... We want A SHRUBBERY!

I've been pestering the evil empire for years and the friggin' board is littered with nonsense quotes about all things orange.   It's time to draw a line in the sand and say ENOUGH WITH NICE ... or at least until benddontbreak posts again.

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Re: FB: Iowa Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #42107 on: February 07, 2018, 10:50:11 pm »
The last Loras guy on here I scared away and he deleted his account.  Thought maybe I'd at least attempt to play nice  ;D

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Re: FB: Iowa Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #42108 on: February 08, 2018, 10:15:55 am »
It's just a flesh wound...Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to ya! I'll bite your legs off!

Welcome to the board benddontbreak.  Love to have more talk on here...

NO NO NO!!!  ALL WRONG.  Welcoming someone to the board just scares 'em away.  You have to be BOLD and needle this guy ... give him some reason to come back.  You need to say stuff like:
  • "I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal-food-trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.”
  • "Go away or I will taunt you a second time."
  • "You don’t frighten us, English pig dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called “Ben D., Don T. & Bre from AK,” you and all your silly English K-n-i-g-g-i-t-s.."
  • The knights who say “Ni” demand a sacrifice! ... We want A SHRUBBERY!

I've been pestering the evil empire for years and the friggin' board is littered with nonsense quotes about all things orange.   It's time to draw a line in the sand and say ENOUGH WITH NICE ... or at least until benddontbreak posts again.

Sincerely yours,
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Re: FB: Iowa Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #42109 on: February 08, 2018, 10:40:32 am »
BTW, I read the fine print.  Game on


It's time to draw a line in the sand and say ENOUGH WITH NICE ... or at least until benddontbreak posts again.

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Re: FB: Iowa Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #42110 on: February 08, 2018, 01:47:10 pm »
You'd think a Lor-Ass supporter would name himself benBUTTdontbreak.

How's that 5WOL?   8-)
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Re: FB: Iowa Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #42111 on: February 08, 2018, 02:39:30 pm »

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Re: FB: Iowa Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #42112 on: February 08, 2018, 05:11:56 pm »
Uh oh.  Coe steals from BVU. 

http://www.coeathletics.com/article/3544.php

From the article...

Coe College Head Football Coach Tyler Staker has announced the addition of Brody Rohach to his staff as the offensive coordinator and recruiting coordinator.

Rohach spent last season as the wide receivers coach and recruiting coordinator at Buena Vista.



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Re: FB: Iowa Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #42113 on: February 09, 2018, 10:13:13 am »

Looking at twitter posts from IIAC coaching staffs...all seem excited for their incoming class.   
Personally, I'm waiting for the first coach to say, "ya, well, it was a rough year on the recruiting trail boys.  My GPS was on the fritz and I got popped for a DUI, so I didn't hit all the schools I hoped to get to.  Anyways, we picked up a one-legged kicker, 7 under-sized mathletes, and 3 dudes from the Juvey home, but beyond that, the cupboard's kinda bare.  Hey, GO CATS!"
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Re: FB: Iowa Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #42114 on: February 09, 2018, 10:31:05 am »

Looking at twitter posts from IIAC coaching staffs...all seem excited for their incoming class.   
Personally, I'm waiting for the first coach to say, "ya, well, it was a rough year on the recruiting trail boys.  My GPS was on the fritz and I got popped for a DUI, so I didn't hit all the schools I hoped to get to.  Anyways, we picked up a one-legged kicker, 7 under-sized mathletes, and 3 dudes from the Juvey home, but beyond that, the cupboard's kinda bare.  Hey, GO CATS!"

Maybe add, "We're gonna get our butts kicked on a regular basis next season.  If the ball bounces right we might luck into two wins"  ;D
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Re: FB: Iowa Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #42115 on: February 09, 2018, 05:20:44 pm »
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Re: FB: Iowa Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #42116 on: March 27, 2018, 04:51:12 pm »
BVU announces rebirth of marching band.

http://www.bvu.edu/news/bvu-announces-rebirth-of-marching-band

Fannosaurus Rex begins to question his school allegiance  ;)
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Re: FB: Iowa Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #42117 on: March 28, 2018, 08:53:42 am »
Central might be putting the band back together one section at a time.  In 2017 they had a drum line.  I'm hoping they get some sousaphones next.
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Re: FB: Iowa Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #42118 on: April 03, 2018, 08:19:11 am »
On another cold, gray day in April ... it is only 151 days until UD kicks off against UWW.
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Re: FB: Iowa Intercollegiate Athletic Conference
« Reply #42119 on: April 03, 2018, 09:35:23 am »
On another cold, gray day in April ... it is only 151 days until UD kicks off against UWW.

A matchup many of us WARHAWKS fans have hoped would come about.  I have a feeling this one may mean a tad more than most out of conference games for Coach Z and he'll have the Spartans ready.   The university has a beautiful football facility and I'm looking forward to visiting.
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