Come on GS still with the Barney Fife references. Remember behind every Barney there's a wise Andy Taylor.
(Campus security isn't even allowed to carry guns or even the one bullet that Barney was allowed.)
it's not a reference to Wheaton's campus security, Bully. It's a reference to the Wheaton Police Department, which was called into King Arena two years ago in that classic case of overkill. But you're right that I've overworked the Barney Fife meme; from now on, all WPD references will cite Rosco P. Coltrane of
The Dukes of Hazzard fame.

The "Wheaton rowdies" kicked out of the Carthage home game were friends of McCrary. So maybe the Carlson Crazies have rivals in the Trevian Hooligans?
"Trevian hooligans" ... gotta love that one. Biff and Chip and Chad letting the air out of the tires of Mimsy's Porsche in the country club parking lot during the spring cotillion, or substituting brandy-snifter dribble glasses while the older men are busy cutting their cigars.