TGP will take that bait. Here's a few that come to mind right off the bat:
"Monkey-Stomp": Defeating an opposing football team by 21 points or more.
"Double Monkey-Stomp": 42 pt victory
"Hot Like Pee": Will let Gro definie this one
"Zing!": Statement made to indicate a great insult/put-down (made in jest) towards another poster
"That's How I Roll": Indication of how a poster comports oneself
"Shoeapalooza": Annual Rivalry game between RPI and Union
"Cat Turd Bowl": Annual game between RPI and Hobart (if played in late October or early November it becomes the "Frozen Cat Turd Bowl"
"Herbs": Term used to describe nerds or others not agreement with a posters prognostications
"Ya Heard?": Verifying that other posters understand your prior statement
"Bizaro-neers": Nick name for the WPI Engineers
"Kinger or Stinger": Nick name for RPI Head Coach Joe King
"HollaDawg": A regular LLPP poster that has been AWOL for about 1-2 years and counting. Where oh where has my HollaDawg gone?
Don't forget "friendosaurus", "Dr.Jackson", "The hangover levels", "amateur hour"
Quote from: Senor RedTackle on November 02, 2007, 04:13:41 PM
Don't forget "friendosaurus", "Dr.Jackson", "The hangover levels", "amateur hour"
Personal Reflection Room
Holladawg
Good catch RT.
Level of Hangovers are defined as:
Level 1
You're fine, you wake up with the usual symptoms of dry mouth and stank breath, but all and all you can function normally during the day.
Level 2
Did I really drink that much last night? Slight headache. Takes you longer to get out of bed. Nothing a ham and cheese omelet can't fix.
Level 3
I feel like crap, this is where you start sleeping through alarms, you're late for class/work. You're able to move throughout the day but everything is in slow motion.
Level 4
Surprise! Level 4 actually starts off like level 2, you wake up, feel decent, eat something, then BAM it hits and you take your breakfast for a swim in the toilet. You're calling in sick today (or its a weekend) and you spend the day on the couch watching maury povich and drinking water. Level 4's are beatable, which means you can still muster up the strength to go out again that night.
Level 5
You wake up, look at the clock, it's 3pm. You're probably not wearing clothes and there's a good chance you have a penis drawn on you somewhere. There's a half drank bottle of beer on your nightstand, and the smell immediately throws your digestive system into 'R'. You want to eat but nothing stays down. The room slowly spins on multiple axis. You tell yourself you'll never drink again.
Level 6
Total blackout from last night. Everything hurts. You can't stand, you can't go back to sleep, and you sure as hell can't eat anything. You don't even want to eat because opening your mouth makes you want to puke. TV makes your eyes burn, the radio sounds like there's a midget on a pogo stick in your brain. You are useless. You are in a virtual coma. Don't be surprised if you throw up 4-5 times today. The chances of your rallying from a 6 are slim.
Suggested amendment of the LoH Constitution:
Level 7
The old, I SHOULD be hungover, hangover (also known as the LewDogg amendment)
You drink 'rediculas' amounts, wake up in a bush somewhere with hot sauce glued to your chin. Stumble into bed at 4am, sleep until noon. Wake up fearing the worst, when you realize, there is no hangover! It's as if your one good deed of the day plunged the poisonous spirits from your very soul. You could quite possibly still be a little drunk, and you might, just might toss back a batch of Biscuits and Gravy followed by a box of twisted tea, and onto a Corona, followed by shots of Sambuca, before 4pm.
(This hangover level has often been seen during bachelor parties, Cancun Spring Break trips, and 36 hour gambling binges...as if the body is properly prepared for the alcohol intake)
Level 8
Basically a Level 6 that weakens in to a level 3 the next day. Also known as the weekend killer.
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LD11's arch enemy...
TGP, Coach King is known as "Kinger" or "Stinger", not both... both sounds like a retired wrestler from the 50's.
LLPP Geography
The Troylet - Troy, NY (RPI). Inhabited by Troylets
Shocktown - Schenectady, NY (Union). Inhabited by Doids
Woostah - Worcester, MA (WPI). Inhabited by Massholes
Rochacha - Rochester, NY (UR). No names for the locals (that I know)
Need names for the following:
Canton, NY (St. Lawrence)
Geneva, NY (Hobart)
Kings Point, NY (Merchant Marine)
Selinsgrove, PA (Susquehanna)
Might as well call Canton NY Canada.
The Official Monkey Stomp rules can be acquired from the page Retired Old Rat created from the MIAC. I don't have the link handy though...
Everybody remember the Holladawg office setup? That was brilliance personified. TDT is thinking that he should be the inaugural member into the LLPP Hall of Fame...
Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on November 02, 2007, 05:06:26 PM
The Official Monkey Stomp rules can be acquired from the page Retired Old Rat created from the MIAC. I don't have the link handy though...
Everybody remember the Holladawg office setup? That was brilliance personified. TDT is thinking that he should be the inaugural member into the LLPP Hall of Fame...
gold star to someone who can find the Holladawg post w/ the office diagram
Quote from: 'gro on November 02, 2007, 04:46:17 PM
TGP, Coach King is known as "Kinger" or "Stinger", not both... both sounds like a retired wrestler from the 50's.
LLPP Geography
The Troylet - Troy, NY (RPI). Inhabited by Troylets
Shocktown - Schenectady, NY (Union). Inhabited by Doids
Woostah - Worcester, MA (WPI). Inhabited by Massholes
Rochacha - Rochester, NY (UR). No names for the locals (that I know)
Need names for the following:
Canton, NY (St. Lawrence)
Geneva, NY (Hobart)
Kings Point, NY (Merchant Marine)
Selinsgrove, PA (Susquehanna)
Geneva has had several nicknames not appropriate for this forum, so TGP will go with the PG version of "G-Town".
Quote from: 'gro on November 02, 2007, 04:46:17 PM
TGP, Coach King is known as "Kinger" or "Stinger", not both... both sounds like a retired wrestler from the 50's.
LLPP Geography
The Troylet - Troy, NY (RPI). Inhabited by Troylets
Shocktown - Schenectady, NY (Union). Inhabited by Doids
Woostah - Worcester, MA (WPI). Inhabited by Massholes
Rochacha - Rochester, NY (UR). No names for the locals (that I know)
Need names for the following:
Canton, NY (St. Lawrence)
Geneva, NY (Hobart)
Kings Point, NY (Merchant Marine)
Selinsgrove, PA (Susquehanna)
Canton, NY (St. Lawrence) Nowhere, NY or Canada
Geneva, NY (Hobart) The Land That Time Forgot
Kings Point, NY (Merchant Marine) The Wharf
Selinsgrove, PA (Susquehanna) Sasquatch, PA (can also refer to the school as "The Sastquatch"...don't be
messin w/ Sasquatch!!
The ever popular....'ridiculous' spelled anyway but this way....
"Originaleers".....substitute nickname for the RPI "Engineers"
That is like some of the old Bizarro LLPP scavenger hunts RT...
Official Handyman of the LLPP: Regulator
Playa Hatas: Enginegro, LewDogg11, and Regulator
Wine and Cheese crowd: Union fans/posters
Official Beverage of the LLPP: Miller Lites (MLs)
Quote from: Holladawg on December 08, 2005, 12:38:20
Budcrew - You might have missed Dawg's post awhile back with his current office layout. Dawg reorganized a bit for a more "Post Pattern-Friendly" work environment. Check it out and if you need any add'l ideas just let the Dawg know, esp. if your work area isn't in an office or cubical setting. Make sure you read the important notes on said layout too.
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I have been looking but it appears that the diagram was deleted.
lets not forget Supermanish
the LLPP also breaks into the ye olde english once a year to celebrate the history of the LLPP brethren....
"Oh Snap!!!!!".....
Ithaca is spelled ithica during NCAA Playoff time if the team from Upstate NY is fortunate enough to make said playoffs....
LLPP, Inc.......the designation of the Liberty League Post Pasterns official title.
classic
A few Rolevio thought of that could be added.
Third Person
Ish
LLPP Financial, Inc.
Quote from: 'gro on November 02, 2007, 04:46:17 PM
Need names for the following:
Selinsgrove, PA (Susquehanna)
Some around here are wont to call it, simply, "the 'grove." Or you can go with "Da 'Grove" for a different effect.
It's not just a cute nickname on my part. :)
Quote from: TheGrove on November 04, 2007, 04:11:09 PM
Quote from: 'gro on November 02, 2007, 04:46:17 PM
Need names for the following:
Selinsgrove, PA (Susquehanna)
Some around here are wont to call it, simply, "the 'grove." Or you can go with "Da 'Grove" for a different effect.
It's not just a cute nickname on my part. :)
That's why we are calling them Sasquatch.
Quote from: TheGrove on November 04, 2007, 04:11:09 PM
Quote from: 'gro on November 02, 2007, 04:46:17 PM
Need names for the following:
Selinsgrove, PA (Susquehanna)
Some around here are wont to call it, simply, "the 'grove." Or you can go with "Da 'Grove" for a different effect.
It's not just a cute nickname on my part. :)
Ummmm, not sure if that was a joke......if not a joke....no f'ing way.....
LD11's Fantasy Football Team...Smell My Thumb....
NASTY
Fantastic thread.
The "levels of a hangover" is a classic - Tags believes this should be framed and hung over a pool table.
Don't have much time, but don't forget to include:
"Bouncing $20's off one's head"
Quote from: Tags on November 05, 2007, 07:47:04 AM
Don't have much time, but don't forget to include:
"Bouncing $20's off one's head"
Rolevio always preferred the similar "Bouncing W2's off one's head"
"peel you off 6" - when you score a TD and act like you are dishing out singles to the opposing defense. make sure you lick your thumb 1st (unless it's lewdogg).
Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on November 02, 2007, 06:38:02 PM
the LLPP also breaks into the ye olde english once a year to celebrate the history of the LLPP brethren....
Was this missed or is it still on the schedule? JT thought it was around Holloween.
Puppy dogs and ice cream - A new relationship in which everything is warm and fuzzy, and nothing is wrong... yet.
Gotta submit "Saterday", "Ryan Fullen" and of course "FDC" and "Bomber Weather".
EDIT: Ah, I didn't see that this was LLPP exclusive. Oh well, I guess Saterday still stands.
Per KS -
Public Douchebaggery - the act of being a complete and total douchebag in publc. PD is punishable by law.
Ya heard?
Quote from: TGP on February 29, 2008, 10:08:02 AM
Per KS -
Public Douchebaggery - the act of being a complete and total douchebag in publc. PD is punishable by law.
Ya heard?
All Public Douchebaggery cases will be heard by the honorable judge Regulator and sentences will be carried out immediately with no leniency.
And thanks to Pat's Monkey Stomp definition post on the LL board this thread started by labart96 ??? from 2007-08 entitled WikiLLPPedia has been resurrected. Lots of fun stuff here. Includes contributions from Senor RedTackle, lewdogg11 and 'gro...even Rolevio and JT. You're welcome
Quote from: UfanBill on September 20, 2023, 02:35:31 PM
And thanks to Pat's Monkey Stomp definition post on the LL board this thread started by labart96 ??? from 2007-08 entitled WikiLLPPedia has been resurrected. Lots of fun stuff here. Includes contributions from Senor RedTackle, lewdogg11 and 'gro...even Rolevio and JT. You're welcome
I am pretty sure that the thread was started by the current host of D3FB Huddle, Hobart grad, James Baker. Not sure what his current handle is, since he's looking for clicks with Frank Rossi these days.
I miss KS. Good dude.
Quote from: Ice Bear on September 20, 2023, 04:19:21 PM
I miss KS. Good dude.
I miss LewDogg. That guy was the balls.
Quote from: Machiavelli on September 20, 2023, 04:51:20 PM
Quote from: Ice Bear on September 20, 2023, 04:19:21 PM
I miss KS. Good dude.
I miss LewDogg. That guy was the balls.
You are right on that. I heard he's a really knowledgeable good dude as well.
Love to old archived material.