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Title: Messiah........Super Duper Upset Bro😢
Post by: falconlover25 on October 05, 2015, 04:34:38 PM
I know that many people will think I am crazy but I truly believe that the struggles shown by the Messiah men's soccer team could be a sign of things bigger than D3 soccer(I know what you're thinking... How could anything be bigger than D3 soccer).
It seems that with each week that passes more and more people are talking about the end times and that the world is ending. We all know that Messiah is the best program in history. I believe that this is the first time in my life that I have realized that the world is falling and that for Messiah to be 5-3-1 right now, all signs point to the Apocolypse and the tragedies to follow.

Jericho 5:47- Hezikah spoke to Jericho, "The abundance of Falcons falling from the sky brings parallel and tradjesty to our people"
Title: Re: Messiah........Super Duper Upset Bro😢
Post by: Mr.Right on October 05, 2015, 04:36:52 PM
Wow...I'm lost
Title: Re: Messiah........Super Duper Upset Bro😢
Post by: jknezek on October 05, 2015, 04:38:30 PM
I always equate DIII soccer and the end of times as well. It's a useful paradigm for getting through the daily grind of work/family/life. Yeesh...
Title: Re: Messiah........Super Duper Upset Bro😢
Post by: lastguyoffthebench on October 05, 2015, 04:58:25 PM

Upset as in:

a state of being unhappy, disappointed, or worried.
I'm UPSET that Messiah will not make the tournament this year, but we still have 10 titles since 2000!

OR

an unexpected result or situation, especially in a sports competition.
Messiah is going to UPSET Lebanon Valley on Tuesday, October 6.
Title: Re: Messiah........Super Duper Upset Bro😢
Post by: PaulNewman on October 05, 2015, 05:09:58 PM
Well, if the Falcons were standing at 0-9 then maybe the OP would be on to something.  Relieved to know that there is at least one person on the site more insane than yours truly.
Title: Re: Messiah........Super Duper Upset Bro😢
Post by: blooter442 on October 05, 2015, 05:33:47 PM
I am guessing we are all seeing an excellent example of satire. Perhaps John Oliver has retained an interest in Division III soccer?

If not, then I am even more depressed about humanity than I already was.
Title: Re: Messiah........Super Duper Upset Bro😢
Post by: TennesseeJed on October 05, 2015, 10:16:19 PM
Wow, this is getting deep!

Falconlover25, welcome from another newbie and thanks for the late night entertainment.  Love it!

Quote from: falconlover25 on October 05, 2015, 04:34:38 PM
Jericho 5:47- Hezikah spoke to Jericho, "The abundance of Falcons falling from the sky brings parallel and tradjesty to our people"
Title: Re: Messiah........Super Duper Upset Bro😢
Post by: Saint of Old on October 05, 2015, 10:33:08 PM
And the fan of the year goes to... that guy!!!!