the miac bores us.

-Carleton.

if ( $blnIfHellDoesntBreakLoose ) {
  $aryFinalFour = array(

    $strFirstPlace = "Carleton"; // because it is obvious and there frankly isn't another team that can compete.
    $strSecondPlace = "St Thomas"; // because they usually cheat a couple times and squeak out wins
    $strThirdPlace = "St Olaf"; // because the are conveniently located near carleton
    $intFourthPlace = "Augsburg"; // cause they arn't gac and im tired of the forum defending the gac'ers

  );

} else {

  $aryFinalFour = array(
   
    //lols same thing. only chiming in now because was lambasted for jumping in late before to root for the cArls!
    $strFirstPlace = "Carleton";
    $strSecondPlace = "St Thomas";
    $strThirdPlace = "St Olaf";
    $intFourthPlace = "Augsburg";

  );



}