FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[OzJohnnie]

One more before I head to bed:

A Tommie suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of another woman.  Well, the Tommie is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!" The Tommie replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

[Whoa Nelly]

The score of the Cobbs game was 47 to 10.  The second team offense started the second quarter, with the second team D following.  The starters played the first series of the second half and that was it.  47 - 10???  not bad with your starters plaing 1 and 1/2 quarters....  This is legit.. check the box score tomorrow...   bring on the playoffs....  what about the johnnies??   we all know they do not want to face these boys again....  good luck miac... bring home the championship whether it's the gold and maroon or red and white

At about 9 or 9:30 last night the CC website said 40-10.  Tell those ass clowns keeping score that it is essential they get it right - that last touchdown scored by the JV running back is very important 

[sjusection105]

10 Reasons why I feel Ritz will defend his title at the Hamms-O-Rama Shot-Gun-A-Looza

10. He is not affraid of a "reversal"
9.   He's a former SJU O-lineman
8.   He & Duffman shared the same number
7.   He's from Little Falls
6.   He invented the Central Minnesota Martini
5.   He doesn't wear a kilt
4.   He's tired of living in the shadow of Charles Lindberg & wants to make a statement
3.   He'll be drinking Hamm's
2.  He trains with 40's of Ole English 800
1. TOMMIES SUCK

[DuffMan]

Here is a story from the SC Times about the ROCORI QB connection for the SJU/UST game.

[Kilted Rat]

10 reasons why Ritz will be unseated on Saturday

10. I went to SJU during the Laker area where until you were 21 you drank as much as possible as fast as possible to avoid getting your beer taken away before you got drunk.
Yes Jason, your policies promoted binge rapid drinking and the return of beer bongs to the freshman dorms....good work.
9. Belt of Fat theory  ...this is the reason the little asian dude outeats the fat guys in the hot dog contest.
8. I was born in Wisconsin just up the road from Milwaukee where Beer Brats and the Packers are all that matter in life... now we just have beer and brats.
7. I too will be drinking Hamm's
6. I will be doing several warm-ups and practice run throughs tonight.
5. I did wear a kilt... any clue how many beers you have to drink in a short period of time on a Saturday morning to go outside in a kilt with nothing underneath in Minnesota in December?
4. I once outdrank 13 Germans in a bar in Germany (a good place to find drinking germans) in a Liter race... then puked in the bushes outside and came back in and defended my title... beautiful feeling to have an entire German bar chanting USA USA
3. I am drinking in memory of TDT's presence on this board.
2. I am the most recent SJU graduate in the competition... Ritz and duffman have been out of the game far too long.
1. TOMMIES SUCK

[DuffMan]

2. I am the most recent SJU graduate in the competition... Ritz and duffman have been out of the game far too long.

[sarcasm]Yes, I'm sure that whole year will make a difference.[/sarcasm]  Most of your justifications make about as much sense as, "Porta will run all over you."

[Retired Old Rat]

Mr. Dawg,

Do you have any historical data which would provide us some insight into the accuracy of the HFL (Holladawg Football League) in predicting the outcome of the actual games?

[WAHOO3]

I'm working in Fargo this week, so I too had to take the opportunity to see the Cobbs play Morris. As expected, it was a pretty boring game. Concordia just did their thing and Morris couldn't do anything about it. You can tell Morris had a draining season, they just looked really worn out. I thought Jesse Nelson looked good, he's got a really good arm for a little guy.

Azusa Pacific played Valley City State after the Cobber game and some Azusa fans convinced me to stay for the first half. They are fun to watch. Gustavus played Valley City earlier this year and only lost 10-3, after the Cobb game those teams looked much more physical and faster than the Cobbs so I was surprised Gac kept it that close earlier. Just some thoughts.

[frankrickard]

10 reasons why Ritz will be unseated on Saturday

2. I am the most recent SJU graduate in the competition... Ritz and duffman have been out of the game far too long.

The real #2 reason Ritz will be unseated on Saturday:  We won't let him cheat again this time.

[Retired Old Rat]

Mr. Dawg,

Thanks for the info.  The Johnnie Nation will sleep better tonight with this information.

Screw the game, let's tailgate all day,

Should we all be fortunate to have an RPI / SJU rematch, I suggest an HFL
matchup Friday evening prior to the game at the world famous LaPlayette
Bar and Restaurant in beautiful downtown St. Joseph.

[sjusection105]

Mr. Dawg,

Thanks for the info.  The Johnnie Nation will sleep better tonight with this information.

Screw the game, let's tailgate all day,

Should we all be fortunate to have an RPI / SJU rematch, I suggest an HFL
matchup Friday evening prior to the game at the world famous LaPlayette
Bar and Restaurant in beautiful downtown St. Joseph.

The LaPlayette proudly serving Hamm's. Thanks to Fins Left

[Touchdown Tommy]

105 and ROR and OAS,

Are you in the contest this weekend at O'Shaughnessy?


Duffy,

Kilted lists many excellent reasons.

[sjusection105]

105 and ROR and OAS,

Are you in the contest this weekend at O'Shaughnessy?


Duffy,

Kilted lists many excellent reasons.

Nope, not me- I'm a wuss

[Touchdown Tommy]

I find that ironic considering the amount of smack you have talked about my beverage selections in the past 2 weeks...

[sjusection105]

I find that ironic considering the amount of smack you have talked about my beverage selections in the past 2 weeks...

You are correct, I find it ironic as well

I didn't play college football either but I still enjoy the game