FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Willy Wonka]

As Wonka sat in the YMCA sauna yesterday, an old man entered and engaged him in conversation after seeing his ankle swollen and purple. Having detailed his past injury woes, including plantar vaginas and two broken ankles, the old man proceeds to say, "You're a big guy. You probably could have gone pro if you'd have stayed healthy."

Given that Wonka was naked and vulnerable, he quickly exited the uncomfortably hot room after that statement. The question, then, is what would TDT have done in the same situation?

A. Asked the old man to meet for strawberry daiquiris later that evening.
B. Give a wink and a smile while saying, "If you think it's big now, you should see it in the morning."
C. Just get crazy and wild.

Oh, and TDT's best high school friend may soon become my lackey at work. The stories of pre-pubescent TDT will soon flow like the salmon of capistrano on these boards and he couldn't be more nervous.

[kubiack78]

Oh, and TDT's best high school friend may soon become my lackey at work. The stories of pre-pubescent TDT will soon flow like the salmon of capistrano on these boards and he couldn't be more nervous.

I thought it was the Swallows that come back to capistrano??  Or is that just a bad quote kinda like Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber:  Aspen,  where the beer flows like wine.

[johnnyadmit]

Question:  I know the rule states that a man in the company of a suggestively dressed hot gal must remain sober enough to fight.  However, say one likely isn't sober enough to fight, but still comes out victorious- is this a violation?

[BDB]

As Wonka sat in the YMCA sauna yesterday, an old man entered and engaged him in conversation after seeing his ankle swollen and purple. Having detailed his past injury woes, including plantar vaginas and two broken ankles, the old man proceeds to say, "You're a big guy. You probably could have gone pro if you'd have stayed healthy."

Given that Wonka was naked and vulnerable, he quickly exited the uncomfortably hot room after that statement. The question, then, is what would TDT have done in the same situation?

A. Asked the old man to meet for strawberry daiquiris later that evening.
B. Give a wink and a smile while saying, "If you think it's big now, you should see it in the morning."
C. Just get crazy and wild.

Oh, and TDT's best high school friend may soon become my lackey at work. The stories of pre-pubescent TDT will soon flow like the salmon of capistrano on these boards and he couldn't be more nervous.

Good exit from the YMCA WW, but isn't it the Swallows of Capistrano? 

[Kilted Rat]

In the movie Dumb and Dumber, Lloyd describes Aspen as "...a place where beautiful women instinctively flock like salmon to Capistrano."

That's what WW is going for.





Gents, I have returned from the SJU PHR in scenic New Prague, MN. We started drinking at 4 Friday afternoon and didn't stop until 5AM. Fun times were had followed by the worst hangover I have ever tried to play 9 holes of golf through.


Glad to see my curse on CC worked beautifully, however it became apparent to me Saturday that I must create individual curses for each game, a blanket curse of Travis Hafner is not sufficient for the 3 game series. Unfortunately I was without internet access in New Prague, so I was forced to trust Liriano to carry the Twins without me.


When I leave for vacation, I will set up a series of curses for all starting pitchers while I will be gone.

I hereby apologize to the Twins and all of their fans for my inaction resulting in the loss on Saturday. I am prepared to accept any and all repercussions of my inaction including but not limited to swirlies, getting snapped with a wet towel,  and/or drinking non-Hamm's beer.

[Kilted Rat]

UPDATE on KR's ability to curse MLB Players[/b][/u]



1.  7/16 posted above picture of Nick Punto captioned "Tyner on Deck, Punto in the hole" by Whoa Nelly.            7/17 Punto leaves the game early with an injury



2.  7/18 posted above picture of Scott Kazmir and his Batting coach Butcher saying: "Butcher:  "Dude, all I am asking is that you hold one of them and I turn my head and cough, what's so hard about that?"" by Mighty Royal
7/18 Kazmir, dubbed one of the best young guns in MLB gave up 7 hits and 4 ER over 6 innings en route to a Twins 8-1 win.



3.  7/19 posted above picture of Jae Seo upset because "What do you mean, nobody watched the World Baseball Classic?  It was great!" according to Johnnie Esq.
7/19 Seo gives up 7 ER in 5 2/3 innings on 11 hits with 1 walk and HE GAVE UP 2 Home Runs and a double to Rondell White!!! (3/3 against Seo on the day)


4. 7/19 posted above picture of James Shields pondering "I wonder if anyone will notice that I shaved my pubes and put them on my chin?" according to Mighty Royal
7/20 WITH KR in attendance, Sheilds gives up 8 hits and 5 Earned runs in 4.1 innings.






5. 7/20 Posted above pictures of C.C Sabathia and
7/21 he proceeded to give up 8 runs (3 earned) on 6 hits with 4 walks in 3.2 innings.



To get the curse back on track, here is Javier Vazquez, the White Sox's starting pitcher for tomorrow's series opener.

[Kilted Rat]

Good to see that no one has been holding back on the smiting for my causing the loss on Saturday

If only everyone was that quick to applaud and give me credit when my curses worked!

[SUMMIT!!!!!]

notice how nicely the schedule works out--- Radke & Santana vs CWS then Liriano Radke & Santana vs DET in back to back weekend series?  Sounds like a formula that will move the Twins into the WC lead ....WITH the help of KR 

[Johnnie Red]

KR, man, you are hitting the hot spots in Minnesota this summer! New Prague is a very nice town. Are you going to make it to Kolacky Days in Montgomery this coming weekend?

The Rails to Trails Festival in Watertown this past weekend was great. Corey Stevens played Saturday night. Glucks beer on tap. The dunk tank was a different experience. The person who followed me in the tank was the Watertown football coach, who played for Luther. Of course, he knew all about the Johnnies.

[FPM]

Any word on what some of the incoming freshman classes are going to look like?  Or should I ask how many transfers does St. Johns have from NDSU coming in.  No but seriously Olaf has their '06 roster up and the J's have their preview but other than that I havn't seen much.

[Kilted Rat]

KR, man, you are hitting the hot spots in Minnesota this summer! New Prague is a very nice town. Are you going to make it to Kolacky Days in Montgomery this coming weekend?

Unfortunately not. I get to spend the weekend helping a buddy load all of his and his wife's worldly belongings into a U-Haul so he can move to Ohio to start rotations... I also get to help another buddy do that today.

Any word on what some of the incoming freshman classes are going to look like?  Or should I ask how many transfers does St. Johns have from NDSU coming in.  No but seriously Olaf has their '06 roster up and the J's have their preview but other than that I havn't seen much.

SJU has as many NDSU transfers as Hamline has all-MIAC returning players not playing D-back.

[finsleft]

Unfortunately not. I get to spend the weekend helping a buddy load all of his and his wife's worldly belongings into a U-Haul so he can move to Ohio to start rotations... I also get to help another buddy do that today.

At least it'll be hot today. I suppose nothing looks so good as the Des Moines skyline (silos?) in the rearview mirror.   8)

Bartender, how 'bout a little karma eye-opener?

[Whoa Nelly]

Johnnie Red -

What place did you finish in the triathlon this weekend?  I was driving out to Glencoe to golf w/the in-laws and was detoured around the north side of Chaska.  I obviously blame this detour for my below-average round as I did not have adequate time to stretch.  

[Kilted Rat]

At least it'll be hot today. I suppose nothing looks so good as the Des Moines skyline (silos?) in the rearview mirror.   8)

Bartender, how 'bout a little karma eye-opener?

The worst site to see while driving:


(Yes, it really says "Fields of Opportunities.")

The best site to see while driving:



One is a beautiful carving made of granite welcoming me back to the state I want to be in, the other is a flimsy metal sign reminding me that I have 140 miles of the following to drive through until I get to Des Moines.

Bartender, how 'bout a little karma eye-opener?

Make that a double with half on KR's tab.

[Kilted Rat]

KARMA UPDATE!!!![/b]



I just bumped the venerable (venereal?) Finsleft to 299, who wants the honor of taking him over the horizon into 300 land?