FB: Liberty League

[res ipsa loquitur]

Ok, and I rarely do this, but I have a problem.  And that problem is too many mediocre backs.

Have to start two:

Joseph Addai, Kevin Barlow, Ahman Green, and Corey Dillon.  (Luckily I have Rudi Johnson, but he has a bye this week) 

Gimme some help.

[lewdogg11]

Ok, and I rarely do this, but I have a problem.  And that problem is too many mediocre backs.

Have to start two:

Joseph Addai, Kevin Barlow, Ahman Green, and Corey Dillon.  (Luckily I have Rudi Johnson, but he has a bye this week) 

Gimme some help.

I think this is a no brainer.  HAVE to go with Addai vs. TEN.  He's coming into his own, and TEN is the worst team ever assembled.  Now, Ahman Green has been great this year but he was hurt last week, so that could be an issue.  Barlow is playing JAX and a tough D and he is iffy anyway.  I think the solid choice is to take Dillon vs. Miami.  Pats are coming off a big week, they will probably score a few rushing TD's inside the 10, and while he will split carries and probably only get 50-75 yards, I would bet he'll score atleast once.  Maroney stole a lot of the spotlight last week so Dillon will probably try to get it back.

[lewdogg11]

Question for Regulator...

When is the last time some cat speaking gibberish offered you Italian $$$ for your latest speaker sale on ebay???  Did you accept it?  Didn't think so.

You aren't in Mexico wagering your kinky sister and your left shoe for 3 cuban cigars, and you're not in Canada offering $15 American for a happy ending.  You are in a country that actually has a decent economy and a little respect for themselves...although they are greasy and smell funky.

You shoulda went to Ireland dood.

Next topic...Playa Hata Reunion Wilmington Style 2K6...We need to start talking, scheming, and planning...

[XREDDRAGON77]

Wow,
Man or woman.......Looks like Francis Buckston ( fat kid who Pee Wee accused of stealing the bike)from Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
Taste It

[Knightstalker]

KS is watching the NC State, FSU game on espn.  They interviewed the NCS coach Amato.  Was anyone else watching this?  KS needs someone to translate what the **** Amato said.

[bomber27]

Lew Dogg, with all due respect, the Raiders are the worst team to have played the sport of football in some time

[mattvsmith]

Hobart - BYE
3rd string center does 3 consecutive 20 second keg stands... makes out with william smith softball captain, pees the bed.

William Smith doesn't have a softball team, but if it did the captain would be a Rosy O'Donnell-type lesbian.

The peeing the bed bit is entirely accurate, though.  We used to give a box of diapers to the senior who wet his bed the most.  I didn't know it was so common, but it was common enough where we had a bonus prize for the guy who wet the bed the most with his girlfriend in it.

[mattvsmith]

man or woman?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0610/campus.superfans.week5/content.15.html

Lord, have mercy upon us.

['gro]

RIL
Addai and Dillon, boo bam.

Lewdogg
You know my schedule's open... lets see if Reg has any free time

AJ
Little man downed it at the 2 yard line, and the shoes were ours after that.

['gro]

Gro's $$FFL team is terrible. 1-3. Time to shake things up. Time to take a gamble on one of these guys... pick one.

RB M. Jones-Drew vs. NYJ
WR T. Williamson vs. DET

the jets are horrible against the run, the lions equally horrible vs the pass... who should I start??

[lewdogg11]

Gro's $$FFL team is terrible. 1-3. Time to shake things up. Time to take a gamble on one of these guys... pick one.

RB M. Jones-Drew vs. NYJ
WR T. Williamson vs. DET

the jets are horrible against the run, the lions equally horrible vs the pass... who should I start??

Maurice Drew is pretty good.  I think he will break out.

[lewdogg11]

I'm starting Andrew Walter in the LLPPFFL this week.  PBR, you shoul dbe embarrassed that i'm going to smoke you as badly as I'm going to.  Andrew Walter?

['gro]

partial RPI @ St. Lawrence Preview

RPI VS. ST. LAWRENCE ALL-TIME: Rensselaer is 21-28-2 all-time against the
Saints.  RPI has won 13 of the last 14 meetings, including six of the last
seven in Canton.

SERIES RECORDS WITH THE SAINTS: The Engineers' 51 all-time meetings with St.
Lawrence ranks fifth in games against one opponent ... RPI's 21 wins is also
fifth, as are its 28 losses.

KING VS. ST. LAWRENCE ALL-TIME: RPI head coach Joe King, who is in his 18th
season at the helm, is 14-3 all-time against St. Lawrence.

NATIONAL TOP 25: Rensselaer ranks in the top 25 in several national
statistical categories.  The Engineers are 18th in total defense (203.3
yards allowed per game), 21st in rushing defense (60.3 yards allowed per
game), and 23rd in team kickoff returns (24.7 yards per return) ...
Individually, two student-athletes are in the top 25 statistically.  Senior
running back Jay Bernardo is seventh in scoring (12.0 points per game) while
classmate Adam LoGiudice is 14th in kickoff returns (29.9 yards per return).

STATE LEADERS: Rensselaer is first among all 17 teams in New York State in
rushing defense (60.3 yards allowed per game), third down conversions
(35-for-61; 57.4%), field goals (3-for-3; 1.000) and PAT kicking (17-for-17;
1.000) ... Senior kicker Drew Taranto is first in field goal percentage at
1.000 (3-for-3) and PAT kicking at 1.000 (14-for-14).

LEAGUE LEADERS: Among the categories Rensselaer leads the Liberty League are
scoring offense (33.5 points per game), scoring defense (11.8 points allowed
per game), pass defense (143.0 yards allowed per game), total defense (203.2
yards allowed per game), and fourth down conversions (71.4%) ... Junior wide
receiver Brendan McGowan is first in receptions per game (5.50), senior
defensive back Brett Perron is first in interceptions (0.75 per game), and
senior Adam LoGiudice is first in kick return average (29.9 yards).

[lewdogg11]

   1) What does the average Michigan player get on his SATs?
   .........Drool.
 
   (2) What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in one  room?
   ..........A full set of  teeth.
 
   (3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
   .........Grease her hips and push.
 
   (4) How do you get a Florida State graduate off your porch?
   ..........Pay him for the pizza.
 
   (5) How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend?
   .........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
 
   (6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
   .....Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
 
   (7) What are the longest three years of a Miami (Fla) football player's life?
   ..........His freshman year.
 
   (8 ) How  many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
   ..........None. That's a sophomore course.
 
   (9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
   ......... Durham, North Carolina. He knew that the police would
                    never  look at Duke for a Heisman Trophy  winner.
 
   AND FINALLY
 
   (10 ) Why did Tennessee choose orange as  their team color?
   .........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on
   Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of  the week.

[PBR...]

ld pbr is going to beat you like a rented mule this weekend after that pbr shall commence to suplex ld then proceed to put ld in a camel clutch and let 'gro and reg use your coconut as a foot rest in their la-z-boyz chairz....pbr may sit half his team just to make it competitive for you!!