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Superfoot Wallace

Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on March 07, 2008, 09:33:46 AM
...pbr goes to costco to load up almost weekly and within days the cabinets are empty again

For the better part of Macleod's childhood, Macleod was an only child.

In high school, go over to our linemens' house, there were four brothers, and there were chains through the handles of all the cabinets and food pantry.

Macleod was like, "what the h-e double hockey sticks?"

Olines' momma explained the concept of economics on the spot.

Granted, once Macleod's two cousins moved in the milk gallon consumption per day rose to three.  But still, chains and padlocks?

PBR, maybe look into a couple of those car steering wheel clubs.

signed,
Fly on the Wall
See that, that spells Adidas

Knightstalker

PBR, maybe you should get them ready for college.  Give them a declining balance meal card with a set amount and tell them it has to last for a set period of time.

KS should have become a backhoe operator for PSEG.  This morning around 7:00 a PSEG backhoe pulled onto KS block.  The operator parked it and then took a nap and was still sitting doing nothin at 8:30 when KS walked out.

Conversation about backhoe with MKS.

KS:  Why is there a PSEG backhoe on the street?

MKS:  What's a backhoe?

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

Jonny Utah

Quote from: Union89 on March 06, 2008, 11:28:12 PM
Anna Maria (Junior College) in Paxton, MA is going to start a D3 football program....how will this effect Becker's recruiting??

RPI has another team to add to the schedule along with Endicott.....good luck to the boys from troy....

RPI 2010 football schedule

Nina
Pinta
Anna Maria
Schenectady High School (Only definite win)
Cortiva Muscular Therapy Institute
Hallmark Institute of Photography at Turners Falls
Baystate Medical Center Midwifery Education College
Central Yeshiva Tomchei Tmimim Lubavitz
Neighborhood Playhouse School of the Theater
Union

In all seriousness though, there just isn't enough football talent in New England to support all these crappy football programs at all these crappy schools....

PBR...

hey gro, pbr see's lots of snow warnings out for TN...especially nashville etc...is nooga going to get clobbered by this gigantic storm? pbr has a relative in nville and he said TN is not prepared to handle any kind of heavy snow and ice it will bring the entire state to a halt

Knightstalker

Snow flurries bring every state south of the Mason Dixon line to a stop.

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

'gro

Nooga's looking at 1-3" snow with some rain mixed in before and after.  The stores are going to be packed tonight with local yokals stocking up on bread and milk.

Heard some parts of Arkansas are getting 12 inches of snow...

a leaky boom boom down!

Senor RedTackle

Quote from: Jonny Utah on March 07, 2008, 12:43:23 PM
Quote from: Union89 on March 06, 2008, 11:28:12 PM
Anna Maria (Junior College) in Paxton, MA is going to start a D3 football program....how will this effect Becker's recruiting??

RPI has another team to add to the schedule along with Endicott.....good luck to the boys from troy....

RPI 2010 football schedule

Nina
Pinta
Anna Maria
Schenectady High School (Only definite win)
Cortiva Muscular Therapy Institute
Hallmark Institute of Photography at Turners Falls
Baystate Medical Center Midwifery Education College
Central Yeshiva Tomchei Tmimim Lubavitz
Neighborhood Playhouse School of the Theater
Union

In all seriousness though, there just isn't enough football talent in New England to support all these crappy football programs at all these crappy schools....


Actually, RPI is a very politically correct institution these days and we dropped Nina and Pinta because of the negative connotations surrounding their tragic fate upon arriving in the new world. We've chosen to replace ill-fated exploring vessels with more resiliant ballers who make it back alive,  like Lewis & Clark. RT also has heard that we're trying to find a spot for Life Chiropractic College and DeVry Institute.

OUT



IN

Senor RedTackle

Quote from: 'gro on March 07, 2008, 02:00:21 PM
Nooga's looking at 1-3" snow with some rain mixed in before and after.  The stores are going to be packed tonight with local yokals stocking up on bread and milk.

Heard some parts of Arkansas are getting 12 inches of snow...

a leaky boom boom down!

nice Snow reference...
"informer, me no say daddy snow I'm gonna blame..."

Senor RedTackle

yet another example of why RT thinks the Clinton's are a shifty bunch who can't be trusted...

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/archivists-block-release-of-clinton/20080307080009990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001

Although, if anyone in the LL wishes to provide RT with a few hundred bucks, RT will forgive all past transgressions committed against RT within the confines of post patterns

Knightstalker


"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

Knightstalker

Spanking your kids can turn them into sexual deviants and perverts.   KS blames his parents for everything.

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

Senor RedTackle

Quote from: Knightstalker on March 07, 2008, 06:00:38 PM
Spanking your kids can turn them into sexual deviants and perverts.   KS blames his parents for everything.

what about spanking the monkey?

mattvsmith

Quote from: JoseQViper on March 07, 2008, 09:29:54 AM
I went to the freezer last night after dinner to get a bowl of ice cream.  Mrs.JQV (who is 7 months pregnant) yells from the living room: "You aren't going to find any ice cream if that is what you are looking for."

JQV: "Why the he!! can't we keep any food in this house?"

MJQV: "The baby needs calcium.  It's science."

It is unclear whether or not MJQV lurks on LLPP, Inc.

+K for having a wife with a LLPP-sense of humor.

Wicked.

mattvsmith

Quote from: Knightstalker on March 07, 2008, 05:57:44 PM
Public humiliation is good.

Classic!  The Rev also wishes that they would bring back the cane.

Remember that American kid who vandalized cars in Singapore and got his azz beat with a cane?  He'll never do that again!

coco

Quote from: Senor RedTackle on March 07, 2008, 02:24:19 PM
Quote from: Jonny Utah on March 07, 2008, 12:43:23 PM
Quote from: Union89 on March 06, 2008, 11:28:12 PM
Anna Maria (Junior College) in Paxton, MA is going to start a D3 football program....how will this effect Becker's recruiting??

RPI has another team to add to the schedule along with Endicott.....good luck to the boys from troy....

RPI 2010 football schedule

Nina
Pinta
Anna Maria
Schenectady High School (Only definite win)
Cortiva Muscular Therapy Institute
Hallmark Institute of Photography at Turners Falls
Baystate Medical Center Midwifery Education College
Central Yeshiva Tomchei Tmimim Lubavitz
Neighborhood Playhouse School of the Theater
Union

In all seriousness though, there just isn't enough football talent in New England to support all these crappy football programs at all these crappy schools....


Actually, RPI is a very politically correct institution these days and we dropped Nina and Pinta because of the negative connotations surrounding their tragic fate upon arriving in the new world. We've chosen to replace ill-fated exploring vessels with more resiliant ballers who make it back alive,  like Lewis & Clark. RT also has heard that we're trying to find a spot for Life Chiropractic College and DeVry Institute.

OUT



IN


Lewis and Clark would be a good addition to RPI's schedule. Their last win was in the 2004 season. It was their only win that year and it came in a hard-fought game with a local convent. Those nuns can't run very fast in their habits, but they hit hard, with lots of knuckle slaps with rulers.
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