FB: Liberty League

[lewdogg11]

He likes to smack nuts too much for me

Fortunately, he will not be present as he will be making the trip to Miami to see the Pats game.

[TowelChins]

Time for class. Tailgating 101....it's been a while and I need to be prepared. I would like to make it out of the parking lot at least.

[Apple Jack]

AJ ~

Please don't cut off Union89 on the Mass Pike...he will not be alone, and no reason to endanger the "LuckyStranger".  Union89 will have to try to avoid those 18 wheelers.....

On the run from johnny law...aint no trip to cleveland

what station is your cb set on that hay AJ can shout out to make sure all  maroon doucheman mobiles donnot contain U89 or luckystranger...i do want that post game drink after all

[union89]

Post-Game car bombs a Geppetto's, wow....Pauly better be stocked up on the Jamison.....there is NO substitute...any odds on RPI vomit inside Geppetto's due to drowning of sorrows after the drubbing??

[Naked Nott Run]

Paulie will make Jamison....

Paulie special... JUST ADD WATER

['gro]

GRO's back at the Hampton like WHOA![/b]

1st off, gro is upset because he left his FULL bottle of sex panther cologne at LD11's crib... now GRO will have to shell out an additional $11.99 to purcahse a new bottle so the ladies of chattanooga will touch GRO in the bathing suit area.

But that is old news... This saturday RPI brings the pain to the U at the U... not an easy task I'll admit but this one is years in the making. The Kinger has not left his office since the Rochester game and is channeling all his football powers (plus some redman chew and diet pepsi) into defeating his archnemesis Johnny Audino.

GRO's PREDICTION
RPI wins, Kinger walks out, shakes Audino's hand, then break dances on the U.

[Naked Nott Run]

NNR GOING POSTAL
In other news, Union College ALUM and former player NNR has been trying to figure out how to walk to the game for donations... "relay for Union" was a complete and utter disaster...

NNR has decided against the charity and instead is releasing a hardcover book...limited to 106 copies for every game Union and RPI has played.

The book is titled, UNDERSTANDING AUDINO...

A TRANSLATION GUIDE FOR THE UNION ATHLETE

Noooooo F-Bombs just DINO-Bombs = this can best be explained as do not say F--- but say DINO

Pastor- before each surgery doctors all get their game face on differently...today you prepare how you need to...
Dino- You gotta be surgically like surgeons!!!
NNR- wow... oh wow

these quotes and many more can be found... all interested please send 43 easy payments of taco bell to NNR...

[union89]

OK....Union89 is completely and utterly perplexed....

Union89's fellow LL'ers in PP seem to have an extreme, unnatural, almost Jeffrey Dahmer like attraction to cheerleaders.....A story came out yesterday that 2 Carolina Panther cheerleaders were arrested for doing the nasty in public at a Tampa nightclub....

When Union89 first heard the story he figured that the PP's site would be wild today with cheerleader orgy stories spinkled in with jokes about proper gratuities for such a show....

Instead, all the PP crew wants to discuss is "LuckyStrangers" and the different terms used to describe the hair raising 'stank' that occurs when grown men neglect the care or thier nether-regions...

Union89 has come to the conclusion that this can mean only ONE thing.....MUST BE UNION/RPI WEEK!!!!

Either that or 'Playa Hata Reunion' has converted our fellow Originaleers into a group of manlovers......

[Apple Jack]

GRO's back at the Hampton like WHOA![/b]

1st off, gro is upset because he left his FULL bottle of sex panther cologne at LD11's crib... now GRO will have to shell out an additional $11.99 to purcahse a new bottle so the ladies of chattanooga will touch GRO in the bathing suit area.

He smells like bigfoots dick!!!!!!!!!!!

[lewdogg11]

While man-love was at an all time high at Playa Hata Reunion, I just don't think anyone cares much about the cheerleaders because, as you say, it's RPI/Union week.  Really, that's all that matters. 

Audino is a clown.

[bman]

Prediction in the electric football game....RPI 2
Union 0....
Controversial end to the game when the Union RB gets to the goal line with 0 seconds left, but makes a U turn and runs out of bounds on his own 7.

After looking at if from 30 angles, it it determined the ball did not cross the line, even though the attractive plastic base was 3/4 over...

Frank calls for an investigation, and an automatic bid to the EFAC consolation game (Electric Football Athletic Conference)

[union89]

Is Union89 the only one interested in seeing "Wicked Tall Female Friend"  Union89 promises to be a gentleman (as always.... ), but he also promises to check out WTFF between plays.......

[Naked Nott Run]

I must admit I haven't been this excited since the time a crapped my pants and missed out on a 3-some (TRUE STORY) if you want details let me know

[lewdogg11]

WTFF is all about LD11.  U89, you can look, but you can't touch.

'That's one huuuuge b!tch!'

[Senor RedTackle]

....even a young Frank Rossi is getting into the spirit of this week...