FB: Liberty League

[dewcrew88]

There's LD always thinking about what's important.

So the Gro finally joined a gym this weekend (before the level 5 hangover) and will hit it up tonight... what should Gro wear?

1. Section II senior bowl shirt with gaping hole in the arm pit
2. V-neck t-shirt from 1996 complete with yellow pit stains
3. Nike Dri-Fit shirt that Gro wears around the house every day of the week.
4. RPI cold weather jersey that's 3 sizes too small
5. head to toe in skin tight black under armour
** BONUS **
6. Vintage Patrick Ewing Jersey circa 1994

Gro, it depends on the type of gym.
If it's a sausagefest, go with options 1 or 2.

4 is really cheesy, that should be avoided, despite the fact that you can try and relive the glory you had in said jersey.

5 is OK, especially if your gym has a lot of other  ex-football players.

3 is probably the best, but only if it's washed. You can seem serious into your workout even if all you are doing is checking out the poontang.

['gro]

No champion outlet gear fits anymore... used to love the kids who had the shaq jersey with no number printed on the front.

Bud - Gro has a feeling this is a complete meathead gym. But Gro will go with #3... Gro would wear the Dri-Fit T every day if it were work approved.

Gro's been thinking about bringing in some 25lb dumbells to work so he can sculpt the guns at the office... 1000, 1001, 1002...

[union89]

'Gro ~

The fore arm grower/grip thing would be a solid work addition as well....no one would have to ask for directions to 'Gro's cube.....just follow the "clink....clink....clink" sound.

[dewcrew88]

No champion outlet gear fits anymore... used to love the kids who had the shaq jersey with no number printed on the front.

Bud - Gro has a feeling this is a complete meathead gym. But Gro will go with #3... Gro would wear the Dri-Fit T every day if it were work approved.

Gro's been thinking about bringing in some 25lb dumbells to work so he can sculpt the guns at the office... 1000, 1001, 1002...

Good idea Gro. Just wait to see what happens.
Maybe Dawg could do the same thing with the dumbbells... to impress the hot HR chicks.

[lewdogg11]

LD11 ~

Garnet can attest that Union89 has been 'hoggin'' many a night....but those garden hose golf ball suckers are tough to shake once the deed is done....Union89 has even woken up to a few that resembled Sam "The Worlds Ugliest Dog."

Any tips 'bro??

Had to pull this quote from the archives.  But just remember these words next time you find yourself in a situation, at your own place with a girl you don't want around...

'DO you want a ride or are you walking?'

There is no need to be nice to these girls.  You were already too nice all night.  You got what you wanted.  Now beat it.

[Frank Rossi]

There's LD always thinking about what's important.

So the Gro finally joined a gym this weekend (before the level 5 hangover) and will hit it up tonight... what should Gro wear?

1. Section II senior bowl shirt with gaping hole in the arm pit
2. V-neck t-shirt from 1996 complete with yellow pit stains
3. Nike Dri-Fit shirt that Gro wears around the house every day of the week.
4. RPI cold weather jersey that's 3 sizes too small
5. head to toe in skin tight black under armour
** BONUS **
6. Vintage Patrick Ewing Jersey circa 1994

Definitely #5, but put #6 on over the shirt...then when you see the hottie you wanna bag, slowly use the towel to wipe your forehead after one set, and then remove the jersey after a second set.  It's the subtle "boy, I must be working up a sweat" approach.  This also enables you to prevent the males who might find you attractive from getting too much of a look too early.  It's all about the strategic disrobing, Gro.  C'mon, a guy with no game like me can tell you that...

[union89]

LD11 ~

Garnet can attest that Union89 has been 'hoggin'' many a night....but those garden hose golf ball suckers are tough to shake once the deed is done....Union89 has even woken up to a few that resembled Sam "The Worlds Ugliest Dog."

Any tips 'bro??

Had to pull this quote from the archives.  But just remember these words next time you find yourself in a situation, at your own place with a girl you don't want around...

'DO you want a ride or are you walking?'

There is no need to be nice to these girls.  You were already too nice all night.  You got what you wanted.  Now beat it.

How about....

"I'll call you a cab....do you need a couple bucks??"

[union89]

There's LD always thinking about what's important.

So the Gro finally joined a gym this weekend (before the level 5 hangover) and will hit it up tonight... what should Gro wear?

1. Section II senior bowl shirt with gaping hole in the arm pit
2. V-neck t-shirt from 1996 complete with yellow pit stains
3. Nike Dri-Fit shirt that Gro wears around the house every day of the week.
4. RPI cold weather jersey that's 3 sizes too small
5. head to toe in skin tight black under armour
** BONUS **
6. Vintage Patrick Ewing Jersey circa 1994

Definitely #5, but put #6 on over the shirt...then when you see the hottie you wanna bag, slowly use the towel to wipe your forehead after one set, and then remove the jersey after a second set. It's the subtle "boy, I must be working up a sweat" approach. This also enables you to prevent the males who might find you attractive from getting too much of a look too early. It's all about the strategic disrobing, Gro. C'mon, a guy with no game like me can tell you that...

The old timers like Union89 will appreciate this one....
You can't miss with the gym shorts OVER the sweat pants!!

[Knightstalker]

LD11 ~

Garnet can attest that Union89 has been 'hoggin'' many a night....but those garden hose golf ball suckers are tough to shake once the deed is done....Union89 has even woken up to a few that resembled Sam "The Worlds Ugliest Dog."

Any tips 'bro??

Had to pull this quote from the archives.  But just remember these words next time you find yourself in a situation, at your own place with a girl you don't want around...

'DO you want a ride or are you walking?'

There is no need to be nice to these girls.  You were already too nice all night.  You got what you wanted.  Now beat it.

How about....

"I'll call you a cab....do you need a couple bucks??"

Or, you got a cell phone call your own cab, I am locking the door but you can stand under the porch roof until the cab gets here.  Don't let the driver honk, I am going to bed.

[Knightstalker]

There's LD always thinking about what's important.

So the Gro finally joined a gym this weekend (before the level 5 hangover) and will hit it up tonight... what should Gro wear?

1. Section II senior bowl shirt with gaping hole in the arm pit
2. V-neck t-shirt from 1996 complete with yellow pit stains
3. Nike Dri-Fit shirt that Gro wears around the house every day of the week.
4. RPI cold weather jersey that's 3 sizes too small
5. head to toe in skin tight black under armour
** BONUS **
6. Vintage Patrick Ewing Jersey circa 1994

Definitely #5, but put #6 on over the shirt...then when you see the hottie you wanna bag, slowly use the towel to wipe your forehead after one set, and then remove the jersey after a second set. It's the subtle "boy, I must be working up a sweat" approach. This also enables you to prevent the males who might find you attractive from getting too much of a look too early. It's all about the strategic disrobing, Gro. C'mon, a guy with no game like me can tell you that...

The old timers like Union89 will appreciate this one....
You can't miss with the gym shorts OVER the sweat pants!!

If you go with the gym shorts (the short ones with the piping around the edges) over the sweats than the holy high school shirt is the call.

[union89]

KS ~

Karma to you because even Union89 does not have balls that big....

['gro]

TRUE STORY FROM GRO'S SCUMBAG ARCHIVE...
After driving girl back to her car in bar parking lot the next morning

Girl: So, do you want my number or something?
Gro: No
awkward silence.... Girl gets out of car... Gro drives off

[lewdogg11]

TRUE STORY FROM GRO'S SCUMBAG ARCHIVE...
After driving girl back to her car in bar parking lot the next morning

Girl: So, do you want my number or something?
Gro: No
awkward silence.... Girl gets out of car... Gro drives off

I used to always use the 'I'll probably see you around' line.  Made the point.

[bman]

Girls with veins and milky white legs don't play strip poker.  They DO however have the ability to suck a golf ball through a hose 9 times out of 10.

Oh...Bman assures you they do....Bman only wished she hadn't...Bmans only concern after was not vacumn, but how he could escape...

[RowanTexan]

Damn you're right you must have no game!

CK

There's LD always thinking about what's important.

So the Gro finally joined a gym this weekend (before the level 5 hangover) and will hit it up tonight... what should Gro wear?

1. Section II senior bowl shirt with gaping hole in the arm pit
2. V-neck t-shirt from 1996 complete with yellow pit stains
3. Nike Dri-Fit shirt that Gro wears around the house every day of the week.
4. RPI cold weather jersey that's 3 sizes too small
5. head to toe in skin tight black under armour
** BONUS **
6. Vintage Patrick Ewing Jersey circa 1994

Definitely #5, but put #6 on over the shirt...then when you see the hottie you wanna bag, slowly use the towel to wipe your forehead after one set, and then remove the jersey after a second set. It's the subtle "boy, I must be working up a sweat" approach. This also enables you to prevent the males who might find you attractive from getting too much of a look too early. It's all about the strategic disrobing, Gro. C'mon, a guy with no game like me can tell you that...