FB: Liberty League

[lewdogg11]

KS, didn't you get kidnapped and have your ass shaved with a butterknife in Thailand when you were in the military?

[BobbyBoucher]

HD +1 for the CT Report

['gro]

+k all around this page.

Gro's pet peeve... buying things that are not fully assembled. Don't let the RPI degree fool you, Gro is an idiot when it comes to putting things together. Took about a hour and a half to put together this stupid bathroom cabinet thingy because

1. battery on the cordless screwdriver was dead so I had to go manual
2. The directions were written by an idiot.

Is ink expensive? would it kill someone to make instructions that CLEARLY told you how to assemble something instead of making it as basic as possible and using the smallest print and pictures available??

stupid thing doesn't even look good in the bathroom, but I'll be damned if I take it back after the work I put in already.

['gro]

Carson Palmer expects speedy recovery from blown out knee suffered last week.


Bengals QB Carson Palmer being worked on immediately by Skunk Man

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The Bengals made the right move by hiring a spiritual healer -- known only as skunk man -- to their athletic training staff. Skunk Man has worked in seclusion the past 30 years in the everglades of Florida but surfaced in the public eye in 2003 to help then Miami U standout RB Willis McGahee reach his goal of playing in the NFL after a similar knee injury almost ended his career.

[Regulator]

The Bengals made the right move by hiring a spiritual healer -- known only as skunk man -- to their athletic training staff. Skunk Man has worked in seclusion the past 30 years in the everglades

Gro, While Reg was having his first sip off coffee this morning, he read this post first (Reg changed his preferences to show newest first) and He laughed while taking a sip, splashing coffee in his left eye.

Needless to say, I IMMEDIATELY regret that decision!!!!

[oxbacker]

Happy Hump DAY

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8134798420163602318&q=peanut+butter+jelly

everything I send has to be safe for work

[icgrad87]

Reg heard that!!! WHy did she need the car?

Secondly, My two favorite episodes were
#1- I want the perfect body part 1 (I jsut saw part 2 and it wasn't as good)
#2- "Im jealous" CLASSIC!!!!

Just watched I'm Jealous last night, LD11 was right all girls are sneaky and psycho (AGASAP).

Gro's favorites
#1 Fat Camp - the makeout scene is permanetly etched into my brain
#2 Jersey Shore #1 - words can not describe how much I hate that guy
#3 Perfect Body #1 - Body Builder guy has his own dad shave his azz before a show.  Also, that one kid had a scholarship to Notre Dame... did he ever play? Gro's gonna do some cyber snooping.

Was watching some show on top 40 Reality TV moments and another from the True Life ones was the one on "I'm getting married".
Where the couple is from Staten Island and her lips are so full of collagen and she has big fake cans. And the part where the guy she is marrying is waiting for the limo with his friends and he's running up and down the street cause the limo's late and he's screaming "I'm gonna gut you like the pig that you are, you're late on MY Wedding Day!!"  Yelling profanities left & right.  Funny as hell!!

[Jonny Utah]

+k all around this page.

Gro's pet peeve... buying things that are not fully assembled. Don't let the RPI degree fool you, Gro is an idiot when it comes to putting things together. Took about a hour and a half to put together this stupid bathroom cabinet thingy because

1. battery on the cordless screwdriver was dead so I had to go manual
2. The directions were written by an idiot.

Is ink expensive? would it kill someone to make instructions that CLEARLY told you how to assemble something instead of making it as basic as possible and using the smallest print and pictures available??

stupid thing doesn't even look good in the bathroom, but I'll be damned if I take it back after the work I put in already.

Gro, JU feels your pain.  I used to put things like that together myself.  And Im in a worse situation than you are. (seeing my Ithaca degree is only beneficial in understanding the complex rituals of kicball and the inner workings of a trapper-keeper, among some educational things).  But anway, JU cant even put in a light bulb.  (I shock myself 1 out of 3 times I try).

Pier 1 Imports is a store that has many cheap things like bathroom furniture, tv stands, cd racks, movie holders, coffee tables, that are already put together.  Its a good medium inbetween the expensive furniture from Pottery Barn, and the $39.99 entertainment center from Walmart that comes in a 250 pound box and has 29,000 screws, nuts, bolts and washers.

[Regulator]

Gro, JU feels your pain.  I used to put things like that together myself.  And Im in a worse situation than you are. (seeing my Ithaca degree is only beneficial in understanding the complex rituals of kicball and the inner workings of a trapper-keeper, among some educational things).  But anway, JU cant even put in a light bulb.  (I shock myself 1 out of 3 times I try).

Pier 1 Imports is a store that has many cheap things like bathroom furniture, tv stands, cd racks, movie holders, coffee tables, that are already put together.  Its a good medium inbetween the expensive furniture from Pottery Barn, and the $39.99 entertainment center from Walmart that comes in a 250 pound box and has 29,000 screws, nuts, bolts and washers.

JU- I certainly hope some things in your post were made tongue-in cheek.

#1 Do you really shock yourself? 
#2 Reg still rocks a trapper keeper, only now it is plastered in leather and has "franklin covey" badges all over it
#3 Pier one is not cheap (I am guessing you send Mrs. JU to pier 1 with the credit cards and happen to have this HUGE 75% off sale....right.....)

Regulator wonders why Mrs. Reg is the only one that can find these unannounced, unadvertised, unmarked in the store when I check, sales at all the stores she shops when I'm not around???

['gro]

How could Gro forget about the mafia wannabe newlyweds from MTV? That's definetly a classic.

Gro went the wal-mart furniture route back in the day (and still has them in use) and it was exactly like you describe JU. Try hauling a 200lb box up to a 3rd floor apartment. Comes in a gajillion pieces and you usually break one right off the bat and have to improvise. Gro will buy preassembled furniture from now on (bathroom cabinet thingy excluded).

OXB, did you have to use the word HUMP? now Gro has that song stuck in his head.

My humps... my humps my humps my humps, my lovely lady lumps, check it out!

[Jonny Utah]

Gro, JU feels your pain.  I used to put things like that together myself.  And Im in a worse situation than you are. (seeing my Ithaca degree is only beneficial in understanding the complex rituals of kicball and the inner workings of a trapper-keeper, among some educational things).  But anway, JU cant even put in a light bulb.  (I shock myself 1 out of 3 times I try).

Pier 1 Imports is a store that has many cheap things like bathroom furniture, tv stands, cd racks, movie holders, coffee tables, that are already put together.  Its a good medium inbetween the expensive furniture from Pottery Barn, and the $39.99 entertainment center from Walmart that comes in a 250 pound box and has 29,000 screws, nuts, bolts and washers.

JU- I certainly hope some things in your post were made tongue-in cheek.

#1 Do you really shock yourself? 
#2 Reg still rocks a trapper keeper, only now it is plastered in leather and has "franklin covey" badges all over it
#3 Pier one is not cheap (I am guessing you send Mrs. JU to pier 1 with the credit cards and happen to have this HUGE 75% off sale....right.....)

Regulator wonders why Mrs. Reg is the only one that can find these unannounced, unadvertised, unmarked in the store when I check, sales at all the stores she shops when I'm not around???

Reg, I dont really schock myself, but there are about 200 dead flies in my outdoor light that I refuse to empty when I have to change that lightbulb.  Im waiting to see when and if these insects will ever learn from the others mistakes.

-and the Pier 1 thing.....I think the semi small stuff like bathroom cabinets, cd racks and the such you can get some good deals.

-I was always a fan of the trapper keeper.  I was a solid blue or green guy though, but I do remember my 4th grade classes breakdown of notebooks.

Out of 30 kids, about 20 had a solid colored trapper keeper.  The boys, mostly blue, geen or some times red.  For the girls, yellow, pink or maybe a peach I think they had.

-There was always one kid who had a trapped keeper with some lame picutre on it like an elf riding a unicorn into some forest or a pack of dwarfs with battle axes and torches in a dungeon about to fight a dragon with a pile of gold behind it.  

-Then there was the group of about 6 kids who had those rough-blue courderoy notebooks that you could write on.  (the most popular things to write were things like "JU + KB", or "Red Sox Rule".

-Then there were about 2 or 3 kids who had the standard spiral notebook.  These kids were way ahead of their time.  These are the type of kids whose parents did not own TVs and who made their kids read a book before allowing them to eat dinner.

['gro]

-There was always one kid who had a trapped keeper with some lame picutre on it like an elf riding a unicorn into some forest or a pack of dwarfs with battle axes and torches in a dungeon about to fight a dragon with a pile of gold behind it.  

Gro just busted out laughing at that line... expect +1k in 18 hours.

[Regulator]

Happy Hump DAY

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8134798420163602318&q=peanut+butter+jelly

everything I send has to be safe for work

OX- +1K in some wierd, kind of awkward way.

JU- I got you for Gro'. 

Dawg, Derrick is like a wild dawg....it you approach him he will either do one of two things, #1) start humping your leg #2) Full attack on your throat.

Between him and Brad, I don't know who is more "Real world for life"  and furthermore, rumor has it that Coral and Veronica are in negotiations for lifetime contracts on any RWRR challange freom this point on.

[Jonny Utah]

I have to get back into the reality TV market.  Like LD said earlier though, I have direct TV so I havent been able to find MTV since November.  Veronica is truly an allstar, but like the Texas cheerleaders, not enough rear angle shots for the common man.

[lewdogg11]

HD, LD11 is still recovering from his Vicodin/wine binge the other night.  My brain is all sorts of screwed up. 

Why are asians ALWAYS funny?  Little asian kids in suits humping everything?  Hilarious! 

Like, if they took Regulator when he was 12, doing that video, it wouldn't be funny at all.  But a little asian in a suit?  Brilliant!