FB: Liberty League

[Regulator]

6. Curtis Powell, vice president for human resources: $266,921 (plus $43,478)

Reg wants this job.......seriously, think about your major corporations.....I doubt they even come close to hitting this number!!!  And there is also a VP for administration....so you don't even need to worry about the big dawgs beating you down.

Human Resources Director (Autonomous) 
25th%ile  $121,616  Median$138,695  75th%ile  $166,695 

[lewdogg11]

SO LD11 had one nasty day yesterday.  At some point last week, LD11 woke up in the morning to find the freezer door a little open.  Stuff was melted but it didn't seem THAT bad...


Fast forward to the weekend...

I don't know when I noticed it, but sometime this weekend, I started to notice this foul smell coming from the kitchen.  I have no idea where it was coming from, it just was HORRIBLE!  It was a cross between puke, rotten cheese, a dead animal, and the lineman's locker room.  I made several short livd attempts to find the culprit to no avail.  FInally, Sunday, I had enough.  I scrubbed the kitchen down, top to bottom, and I found nothing.  SO I let my nose lead me there...

I ended up smelling something that seemed like it was coming from the coils in the back of the fridge.  So I looked it up online, and it said there may be a drip pan underneath that could have something in it causing the smell.

Well I pulled the fridge out and noticed this nasty brown colored sticky disgusting mess all over the motor underneath AND in the drip pan.  DO you think they make this drip pan accessible, or even removeable?  Of course not!  That makes sense!

So it turns out, when the freezer door was left opened, some ice cream in the freezer melted, made it's way down to the drip pan and all over everything under there, eventually turned bad, and cooked on the motor, and is now all over the place.  I cleaned as well as I could to remove the disgusting stench, but the smell is still there, and it seems as if there is nothing further I can do at this point.  My kitchen literally smells like puke, and I work from home, right next to the kitchen...

Im gonna puke all day.

[Regulator]

LD,

Reg has never heard of that!....I know there is a drip pan and usually you can get to it.
As an aside- if you have a frost free freezer, it really isn't "frost free"  the coils actually heat once in a while, melting the frost into the drip pan.  Normally this is scent-free, however, since you decided to let the Chunky Monkey run loose into it, you now have a rancid mess.

I wonder how the ice cream actually got into the drip pan....usually those containers are pretty sturdy.

[union89]

LD,

Reg has never heard of that!....I know there is a drip pan and usually you can get to it.
As an aside- if you have a frost free freezer, it really isn't "frost free"  the coils actually heat once in a while, melting the frost into the drip pan.  Normally this is scent-free, however, since you decided to let the Chunky Monkey run loose into it, you now have a rancid mess.

I wonder how the ice cream actually got into the drip pan....usually those containers are pretty sturdy.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.....Reg just 'found' 500 frogskins....LD11 needs a new fridge....this could be a test of the friendship!!

[Regulator]

LD,

Reg has never heard of that!....I know there is a drip pan and usually you can get to it.
As an aside- if you have a frost free freezer, it really isn't "frost free"  the coils actually heat once in a while, melting the frost into the drip pan.  Normally this is scent-free, however, since you decided to let the Chunky Monkey run loose into it, you now have a rancid mess.

I wonder how the ice cream actually got into the drip pan....usually those containers are pretty sturdy.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.....Reg just 'found' 500 frogskins....LD11 needs a new fridge....this could be a test of the friendship!!

Sorry U89, Reg just "donated" the money to MR's "tranquility garden".  Oddly enough an outdoor beer tap was not part of said garden.

LD- keep going at it with fantastik or similar products.  Get all the food out and start over.

[union89]

Also, did LD11 lob the blame card at WTFF for "The Regridgerator Incindent??"

[lewdogg11]

Also, did LD11 lob the blame card at WTFF for "The Regridgerator Incindent??"

Well, there are a few things....

1.  I didn't leave the door open. 
2.  LD11 doesn't eat ice cream.
3.  WTFF was hungover and couldn't help in the cleansing process.

['gro]

nasty story LD... does yankee candle have "anti-puke" to help during these trying times.

[PBR...]

as long as the vodka bottle stayed frozen there are no worries ld....

['gro]

Reg, you should have challenged MR to some kind of competition for the money.  That would be hilarious to see you 2 duel it out for 5 large over a game of super monkey ball.

[union89]

To quote Dean Wermer, "Reg, you're a sneaky, little Son of a B!tch".

To donate a miniscule $500 smackers to a 'tranquility garden' is a tiny price to pay in order to maintain your fleet of salt water toys.

Fantastic work man!!  You are wise beyond your years!!

[Regulator]

Reg, you should have challenged MR to some kind of competition for the money.  That would hilarious to see you 2 duel it out for 5 large over a game of super monkey ball.

Gro-  I am pretty sure that I now lose 80-90% of all battles in regard to projects around the house.

Oh you want me to lay 20 bags of mulch.  no problem
move an 80 pound flower pot 4 times because you want to see how it looks in various places. no problem
Pick up and move a half pallet of sandstone so you can have stepping stones in your garden. no problem

Super monkey ball may however get me out of emptying the dishwasher.  Why can't things be like college, where whoever held out the longest on something won.  Reg would ever touch another dish....ever!

[JT]

Reg, you should have challenged MR to some kind of competition for the money.  That would hilarious to see you 2 duel it out for 5 large over a game of super monkey ball.

Gro-  I am pretty sure that I now lose 80-90% of all battles in regard to projects around the house.

Oh you want me to lay 20 bags of mulch.  no problem
move an 80 pound flower pot 4 times because you want to see how it looks in various places. no problem
Pick up and move a half pallet of sandstone so you can have stepping stones in your garden. no problem

Super monkey ball may however get me out of emptying the dishwasher.  Why can't things be like college, where whoever held out the longest on something won.  Reg would ever touch another dish....ever!

JT's pet peeve is "female timing".  Why is it that they seem to know exactly when you've found that perfect comfortable spot on the sofa to ask you:

1) Get something they cannot reach
2) Open something
3) Empty the dishwasher
4) Hang something
5) Move something

This always happens after JT has finished what he was supposed to do.

[PBR...]

LMAO REG!!! whenever pbr holds out on something mpbr just gives pbr that stare and says "what are you back in college?" sometimes pbr does on purpose just to get under the skin a little and it works like a charm everytime and she knows pbr is doing it on purpose and still gets to her...

[labart96]

Lot to catch up on this am. 

TGP's home PC kept shutting down D3FB.com due to the "phishing filter" going off like crazy.

Looks like some of the advertisers on this site are gon fishin'