Quote from: Machiavelli on October 03, 2026, 09:28:04 PMQuote from: Jonny Utah on October 03, 2026, 08:57:33 PMRPI lost the time of possession battle 34:32 to 27:26.
Embarrassing
Look, I'm no scientist, but I'm pretty sure you can't spell deliberative without the Dilbert. Their Dilbertiveness to win the TOP battle was on full display today. Every play RPI ran on offense, the Dilberts would just lay down on the field and let the RPI players, confused, run straight to the endzone. The Engineers understood it would be a TOP battle, but the TI-80s don't have timers. So RPI assumed the alternate option of having the ball for more plays would result in a TOP victory. Once again, they were wrong. The 22-2 first downs and the 495-6 total yards advantages felt good...until the last whistle. That is when they received the news that they, in fact, lost the TOP battle, and it wasn't close.
The irony of all of this is if you go to the Hilbert football site, they exploit the TOP victory right from the first paragraph:
'TROY, N.Y. – Hilbert College Football dropped a Liberty League road contest to Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, 83-0, Saturday afternoon at East Campus Stadium. The Hawks finished with 32:34 of possession time and totaled 48 offensive plays.
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Hahahahah. They are rubbing it in.