FB: Liberty League

[union89]

Ok...coming from a bidniss major at an engineering school.... ....(like the face, Gro??)

BTW.....'Ice Man' or 'Rampage'??

[lewdogg11]

Ok...coming from a bidniss major at an engineering school.... ....(like the face, Gro??)

BTW.....'Ice Man' or 'Rampage'??

I believe RPI's business school just scored a 40 ranking smartass.

I love Chuck, but i'm scared for him.  Watching their first fight, Rampage manhandled 'The Iceman'.  However, I think Chuck is unbeatable right now.  Rampage will give him a tough couple minutes, then Chuck will drop him about 4 minutes into the first round.

[union89]

Like you said, Rampage smoked him the first time...Rampage is also weak on his back, but Chuck would rather stand than be on top.

Should be interesting and worthy of my 40 clams.

[mattvsmith]

Rev said that if anything interesting happened, he would tell the LLPP.

Well here it is: about 5 minutes after the Commodore picked me up to drive from Phoenix to Page, a Park Ranger from the City of Phoenix ran the red light and did this to us.



The Rev had to go to the Urgent Care and get his neck and left arm checked out.  The Rev isn't totally sure what happened between impact and crawling out of the car.  The Rev and the Commodore saaw the chick run the red light.  Com said, "She's going to hit that car," at which point the Ranger hit one car, bounced off of it like a pinball, and then carreened head-on for us, just sitting there at the stop light.

All Rev could see was a bigass Chevy grill coming at him and The Rev paused for a moment and thought, "I wonder if this is going to hurt?"

Next thing Rev knew, Com was saying, "Matt, there's smoke.  Unbuckle yourself and get out of the car!  Get out of the car!"

The Rev was in a daze.   When he got out of the car, the first thing he noticed was how good-looking the Ranger who plowed into us was.  Damn!  At that point, although in a daze, The Rev knew he was OK.  If you can be in a car wreck and still get horny for the beeyotch that tried to kill you, you know you still have your cajones intact.

Or just incredibly stoopid.

[Kira & Jaxon's Dad]

Hope the Rev is OK!  Did the Hot Ranger get ticketed?

[lewdogg11]

Rev, that sucks dude.  Hope all is good.

With further news, we now know the Rev's name is Matt.  Therefore, from here on out, he shall be referred to as Matt.  Or Uncle Travelling Matt from Fraggle Rock...

[mattvsmith]

Hope the Rev is OK!  Did the Hot Ranger get ticketed?

The Rev is alright.  Just banged up a bit.  Not sure what's happening to the Ranger.  The Police and Park Rangers circled the wagons.

The Rev is hoping that part of his settlement will be a series of romantic trysts with said ranger.

"OK, Judge, I can forego the cash, and long as I can have guaranteed payments in kind with Ranger Ramirez."

"Payments in kind, Rev?"

"Yes, your honor.  The Rev is in a perpetual dry spell, and some nookie from Ranger Ramirez would be better than cash at this point.  Asia Town massage parlour is $100 per happy ending.  According to my calculations, that is 160 conjugal visits to be paid out as fast as I can recover."

"Son, without the cashflow you provide to Asia Town, they may go out of business."

"Your Honor, the Rev is a civic-minded gentleman.  Thus I pledge that visits with Ranger Ramirez will not interfere with the economic impact my investment in happy endings provides to the City of Mesa."

"Rev, you are truly a high-minded patriot.  Your request is granted."

"Thank you, your honor.  Do you think we could throw in a year's supply of Cialis or Viagra into this settlement?  It would help us get the payments out quicker."

[mattvsmith]

Rev, that sucks dude.  Hope all is good.

With further news, we now know the Rev's name is Matt.  Therefore, from here on out, he shall be referred to as Matt.  Or Uncle Travelling Matt from Fraggle Rock...

[mattvsmith]

This article describes what could be the next greatest leap in the evolution of Mandom.

http://www.csmonitor.com/2007/0525/p11s01-lifo.html



The Rev thinks that if Reg were to put one of these in his backyard, he'd also have to build an addition to his house because 'Gro would be moving in.

[Ralph Turner]

Hope the Rev is OK!  Did the Hot Ranger get ticketed?

The Rev is alright.  Just banged up a bit.  Not sure what's happening to the Ranger.  The Police and Park Rangers circled the wagons.

The Rev is hoping that part of his settlement will be a series of romantic trysts with said ranger.

"OK, Judge, I can forego the cash, and long as I can have guaranteed payments in kind with Ranger Ramirez."

"Payments in kind, Rev?"

"Yes, your honor.  The Rev is in a perpetual dry spell, and some nookie from Ranger Ramirez would be better than cash at this point.  Asia Town massage parlour is $100 per happy ending.  According to my calculations, that is 160 conjugal visits to be paid out as fast as I can recover."

"Son, without the cashflow you provide to Asia Town, they may go out of business."

"Your Honor, the Rev is a civic-minded gentleman.  Thus I pledge that visits with Ranger Ramirez will not interfere with the economic impact my investment in happy endings provides to the City of Mesa."

"Rev, you are truly a high-minded patriot.  Your request is granted."

"Thank you, your honor.  Do you think we could throw in a year's supply of Cialis or Viagra into this settlement?  It would help us get the payments out quicker."

Here is a little more news for the Rev.

You can use the Viagra to help adjust your jet lag on your trips back east.

[Jonny Utah]

Rev, that sucks dude.  Hope all is good.

With further news, we now know the Rev's name is Matt.  Therefore, from here on out, he shall be referred to as Matt.  Or Uncle Travelling Matt from Fraggle Rock...

Dude, you've never heard of the movie "Iron Eagle" and you're comming up with Fraggle Rock character names?

Gro and Reg, did you teach this kid anything up there?

[Jonny Utah]

REV get a lawyer and $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

whoya!

(edit- Did that f up anyone elses window?)

[Knightstalker]

Rev, hope you at least got some vicodin or percoset out the crash.  If so, KS gives the same advice he was given when KS got hit by some non english speaking person running a red light.  Take two vics and a couple of brews and you will feel better.

[JT]

Hope the Rev is OK!  Did the Hot Ranger get ticketed?

The Rev is alright.  Just banged up a bit.  Not sure what's happening to the Ranger.  The Police and Park Rangers circled the wagons.

The Rev is hoping that part of his settlement will be a series of romantic trysts with said ranger.

"OK, Judge, I can forego the cash, and long as I can have guaranteed payments in kind with Ranger Ramirez."

"Payments in kind, Rev?"

"Yes, your honor.  The Rev is in a perpetual dry spell, and some nookie from Ranger Ramirez would be better than cash at this point.  Asia Town massage parlour is $100 per happy ending.  According to my calculations, that is 160 conjugal visits to be paid out as fast as I can recover."

"Son, without the cashflow you provide to Asia Town, they may go out of business."

"Your Honor, the Rev is a civic-minded gentleman.  Thus I pledge that visits with Ranger Ramirez will not interfere with the economic impact my investment in happy endings provides to the City of Mesa."

"Rev, you are truly a high-minded patriot.  Your request is granted."

"Thank you, your honor.  Do you think we could throw in a year's supply of Cialis or Viagra into this settlement?  It would help us get the payments out quicker."

BOL.... JT hopes the Rev is OK and gets a phat settlement.

[JT]

Here is a little more news for the Rev.

You can use the Viagra to help adjust your jet lag on your trips back east.

This is great.  A plane full of doods with rods on a 6 hour flight.  Better triple the amount of TP in the bathroom.