FB: Liberty League

[JT]

Fun quiz for all the golfers out there, JT got a 15 for 7 under par:

http://www.cincinnati.com/golf/golfquiz/html/brand.htm

[Pat Coleman]

Don't have time to go through them all.

Gro: no smites in the 24-hour karma cycle
finsleft: two smites, one from a Johnnie fan!

Remember, some people smite posters who complain about karma. It's a vicious cycle.

[PBR...]

fyi golfers out there...pbr cant wait to watch the u.s. open next week at oakmont...and to tell you how tough the course is shaping up geoff ogilvy the defending champion shot a 86 yesterday in a practice round and lost 6 balls during the round....rough is 5.5 inches high, pbr knows a member who played it 2 weeks ago and is a 10 handicap and he shot a 108 and he told me he easily could of shot a 120 on it if he was even a little aggressive on the putts

[dewcrew88]

Fun quiz for all the golfers out there, JT got a 15 for 7 under par:

http://www.cincinnati.com/golf/golfquiz/html/brand.htm

I got 5 under par..+K for the find.

[realistic]

Fun quiz for all the golfers out there, JT got a 15 for 7 under par:

http://www.cincinnati.com/golf/golfquiz/html/brand.htm

Very Nice JT - 8 under par 14 for me.  Got very lucky on a couple.

[JT]

Fun quiz for all the golfers out there, JT got a 15 for 7 under par:

http://www.cincinnati.com/golf/golfquiz/html/brand.htm

Very Nice JT - 8 under par 14 for me.  Got very lucky on a couple.

The golf ball one got me.  Used every stroke for that one.

[PBR...]

gro re: airports pbr and definetly mpbr agree w/ u....pbr drops mpbr off at philly int. at 6a.m. for a 8 a.m. flight to phoenix mpbr calls pbr from the plane at 10:15 they are on the tarmac still as one of the engines is leaking oil should be fixed within 30 minutes....mpbr calls at 12:30 still working on the engine plane being pushed back into a gate....1pm she calls and they finally are starting  to board....mpbr has to cancel entire morning meetings in phoenix as she is only there 2 days this more than sets her back....u.s. air sux period always has and always will. it is still no wonder southwest is kicking their proverbial rear ends in philly now. everyone pbr knows has horror stories w/ u.s.(eless) airways their baggage lately also has been a car wreck people pbr knows have had to wait 2-4 hours for their bags

['gro]

Don't have time to go through them all.

Gro: no smites in the 24-hour karma cycle
finsleft: two smites, one from a Johnnie fan!

Remember, some people smite posters who complain about karma. It's a vicious cycle.

Gro's karma has been sky high since installing this anti smite system

[labart96]

TGP has been on the DL since work is all blowing up in this B

Anyway, here's a joke (btw TGP is irish catholic for those who are counting):

Why you shouldn't drink with the Irish

An irishman walks into a bar and notices a jar full of money.

"Ey bartender!  What's with ye jar?"

"Oh that?  That is the money that goes to the winner of the bet"

"Rehlly?  And whut bet is thatt?"

"Well, I can't tell you the bet unless you put 20 bucks in the jar"

"$20?!? In thatt kase why don't ye just give me a pitcher of ye finest lager"

The bartender pours the Irishman a pitcher of lager, he pays and walks off to the back of the bar.

About 10 minutes (and several pitchers later) the Irishman comes back up to the bartender, takes out 20 bucks and drops it into the jar.

"Ok laddy - I'm in"

The bartender proceeds to tell the Irishman that in order to win the bet he will need to:

1) Drink a gallon of beer
2) Pull the rotten tooth from mouth of the guard dog in the alley behind the bar
3) Make love to the 95 yr old widow across the street who still hasn't had a ........ in her entire life (trying to keep it somewhat clean for the kids on the board) 

"Oh kay.  Gimme thatt beer!"

The irishman cugs the gallon in no time.

"Now, whhhhharrrrrre ishhhhhh thaaaatt daaaaaaawg?!?!"

The bartender points to a door at the back of the bar. 

The irishman walks thru the door and all the patrons in the bar can hear is ferocious barking, the man screaming and yelling, more barking, howling, etc, etc until all of a sudden it gets really quiet.

The door opens and the Irishman, clothes torn, bleeding from the dog's bites, etc limps up to the bar and asks the bartender:

"Soooo laddday.......weeeerrrrrrrrrrrrreeeee issssssssshhhhhhhhhhh dat ole woman with the roooottten toof?"

['gro]

Until monday, gro will be using the alias Artie Bucco in tribute to the Sopranos... after sunday, fughedaboudit.

[mattvsmith]

And Rev, I think you are a tool. +k

I was hoping that someone would day that!  +K back at you!

[mattvsmith]

JT saw this bird in the elevator this morning and is flat out smitten.  Yeah Yeah FMJT is still in his heart, but JT ain't dead he still looks.  As the weather gets nicer, JT likes scenery.

She works on the one of the two floors above.  Caramel skin, piercing dark eyes, nice grill, awesome lips,  nice legs and heart shaped booty.  Could definitely do print work, but is just a working stiff. 

JT's seen her twice, must be new.  JT's got the shipping guys in the back on recon.

JT, this is a great report.  Skin described as being caramel-colored alone was enough for The Rev to conjure a vivid mental image.

Rev is impressed by using shipping guys for the recon mission.  This shows leadership and initiative.  +K

[mattvsmith]

Did anyone else watch the NCAA Softball championships?

Good lord, those women can play ball!  They are awesome.

Game 2 had a remarkable hit-and-run where this gal from Arizona slid around a tag-out to get the winning run.  I haven't seen a slide like that since Pete Rose.  Unbelievable!

Rev doubts U of A spends as much on their D-I softball as RPI spends on women's hockey.  This is horseshizz of RPI.  That's the kind of crap Rev expects out of HWS.

Now that the softball championship is over, The Rev has been reduced to channel surfing and stopped on Red Dawn.


Wolverines!!!

[PBR...]

rev...that pitcher from tenn. is an amazone....she is at least 6'4" and can bring heat....70mph from that close....those who know how short the distance is in softball from pitchers to home plate imagine a fast ball screaming up there at 70mph....

[Regulator]

rev...that pitcher from tenn. is an amazone....she is at least 6'4" and can bring heat....70mph from that close....those who know how short the distance is in softball from pitchers to home plate imagine a fast ball screaming up there at 70mph....

PBR- didn't you ever play little league?  There was always one kid who "throws 74mph"....."they clocked it last week".....psssssssssht